Queer as Folk (US) · Season 2
[To Lindsay after she didn't get a strike] It's not your fault honey. He [Horvath] deliberately threw you off by making that noise.
What noise?
That thing you do with your throat.
It's called breathing.
Well, knock it off.
I think I sprained my wrist! See how it's hanging there all limp like that?
Doesn't look that much different to me.
To the 'Liberty Balls'!
Long may they hang!
Brian [to Justin]: Take a shower. You stink.
Ma, would you stop overfeeding him?
He's one of the family now!
Yeah, I'm one of the family now!
My sincere condolences.
[after Michael says that Ben wants to go to Tibet for six months] What's in Tibet? Nude beach? Circuit party?
He must love you a lot.
In his way.
But not in yours.
Hey, excuse me, sir! You uhh... dropped 100 dollars in my case.
It says you're starving.
Yeah, well, more like a little hungry.
So how big's his dick?
That has nothing to do with it.
Since when? You love cock. You love it down your throat. You love it up your ass. You love riding it. And after you cum, you love to fall asleep, still inside you.
Cut it out.
You're hard. So... don't tell me it doesn't matter.
He loves me.
Your dreamy eyed school boy.
In ways that you can't.
In ways that I won't.
At least now I know why you're with him. God, he's beautiful. He must be great in bed.
Yeah, he is. It's when we're not in bed that's the problem!
[Talking about Michael]
We're not speaking.
Creative differences.
Actually, we're in total agreement. He thinks I'm an asshole and I think he's one.
If you want your comic book to be a success, you should put your personal feelings aside. Don't piss on your achievement.
You're so funny... and those... big puppy dog eyes, just dive right in. And... your lips are... are so uh, so... [kisses Ted]
[after Ben says that he's not going to Tibet] But you said it's what you need.
I've already got what I need... and I don't need to go to Tibet to find it. [They kiss]
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