Queer as Folk (US) · Season 1
Look, I told you, I'm not your lover. I'm not your partner. I'm not even your friend. You're not anything to me.
I could be, if you gave me a chance.
Where did you learn to talk like that? Watching some teen drama?
I need you.
You think you do, because that's what we're taught to think: "We all need each other." Well, it's a crock of shit. You're the only one you need. You're the only one you've got.
Debbie [to Jennifer]: You smother a pork chop, not a son. People are what they are.
Jennifer [to Justin]: Stop right there! Stop running from me because I'm not running from you! I'm still your mother and you're still my son, and I still love you.
You ever been on a real date?
Once. I ended up fucking the waiter.
The point of a date, or so it's been explained to me by those who do that sort of thing, is that you actually get to know the other person before you fuck them.
What a dumb idea! What if you don't like them?
Worse yet, what if you do?
I tune out self-pity, it makes my dick soft. And we wouldn't want that... would we?
I'm not a lesbian but I'm a big fan.
What do you think?
You look unbelievably trashy.
You talked me into it. I'll buy it!
Everything we do, even the clothes we wear is a conscious, or worse yet, unconscious attempt to get laid.
Yes, it's true. There is an over-emphasis on sex. But why not buy two sizes too small and go with it?
You weren't an asshole.
Believe me, I've seen assholes and... I mean...
Roger and I have decided to get to know each other before we have sex.
What do you think you are, lesbians?
What are you doing? She thinks you're a lesbian.
Well, can't I be one of the cool people, too?
You know, Dave, what's weird about you meeting Mikey, is that we usually meet guys together.
And they usually end up with you.
The lucky ones.
Debatable.
It was never that big.
Hey, you haven't seen it in a long time.
I haven't seen Gone With the Wind in a long time either but I know it's still 3 and a half hours.
He's seeing someone.
So who is this kid? I'll call his parents.
He's not a kid, he's a man. His name is Brian Kinney.
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