TSTed's mother
If my son had been straight, if he had taken a woman home, do you think she would have run off and left him there to die?
S1[Episode 104]
S1[Episode 104]
Fuck bath-time and fuck you!
Fuck you!
Just stop it, both of you!
So let's cut to the chase. Find somebody else. His mommy, or Michael, or Madonna. I don't care who.
But he chose you.
Well, he chose wrong.
Yeah, that's what I said to him. I said Brian is not the person you want responsible for you life. He's a selfish narcassistic little fucking faggot. And let me tell you something, it's not because you suck cock, it's because you're a little fucking coward! So go! Get out! Now!
S1[Episode 104]
There's a lot of things we don't know about each other. Like, did you know I used to walk down the street in Hazelhurst, Mississippi and the postman would spit at me?
I don't know where my father was born. Or even who he is.
I sat with my dead grandmother for an hour and held her hand before I told anyone she was dead. How come we never tell each other these things, huh?
S1[Episode 104]
What about us? We don't have any beeps or wires or little white dots telling us we're alive, so how do we know? I guess we just take each other's word.
Maybe we know from what people expect from us.
S1[Episode 104]
Brian [to Ted]: Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. For going home with some tweaked out little twinkle and thinking you got lucky. Did he let you eat his ass? Did he let you suck his cock? Well, I hope it was worth it. And fuck you for choosing me. I'd let you lie here forever. How'd you like that? Can you hear me? You know, you're not so bad looking. In fact, you look better like this. You should die more often. Or live. So that I don't have to say yes... yes, I'll do it. I'll give you what you want, what you need. But don't think it's for you. It's not. It's for me.
S1[Episode 104]
I've always said, it isn't who you love, it's how you love. Genitalia is simply God's way of accessorizing.
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Well, then, I'll go to New York. I'll become a hustler and I'll sell my body to gross old homos!
I'll give you 20 bucks. [Debbie smacks Vic] Just saving the train fare.
I'm gonna throw up, I gotta vomit!
Upstairs bathroom. The one for guests and drama queens.
[Vic and Michael laugh as Justin runs off]
It's not a joke, you know. Gay teens have a very high suicide rate.
Unfortunately, not this one.
S1[Episode 104]
Debbie [to Jennifer]: I know what you're going through... finding out. I mean, I always knew about Michael. In fact, I told him, right? [looks at Michael] To spare him the pain of having to tell me. So, Jennifer, don't ask are you, because it's never a question. Just say, 'I know.'
S1[Episode 104]
TSTed's mother
I'm sorry, I know that it embarrasses you if I talk too much or I get too emotional. But I can't help thinking that if you hadn't woken up, then I would never have gotten the chance to let you know how proud I am that you're my son. And that it doesn't matter to me what you are, I got over that a long time ago... and that whenever you're feeling alone or that no one loves you, it's not true... because I do.
S1[Episode 104]
I saw you... fucking. When I woke up. I thought I'm in Hell and this is my punishment. Watching Brian Kinney fucking for all eternity.
You should be so lucky.
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I want it to be you, I'll put it in writing.
I want it to be you, too. You pull my plug!
And you pull mine.
S1[Episode 105]
I like dick. I want to get fucked by dick. I want to suck dick. I like sucking dick. And I'm good at it, too.
S1[Episode 105]
If I don't get this account, I'll be fucked. And without lube.
And that's a bad thing?
It's amazing how you always work anal intercourse into the conversation.
S1[Episode 105]
I'd love to hear what you have to say about pussy.
That it's a good thing you got one because you wouldn't know what to do with a dick.
S1[Episode 105]
Who's leading her on? We're counting cartons of toilet paper.
Yeah, which you can use because you're so full of shit.
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