[About Brian] I'll never figure out why he does that.
You mean act like a total shit?
When it's obvious he just saved Teddy's ass.
S3[Episode 307]
S3[Episode 307]
God bless the Village People. True visionaries.
S3[Episode 307]
Emmett [to Ted]: We still have each other. And together, we're going to be just fine.
S3[Episode 307]
You're going to be a great dad.
What makes you so sure?
You raised me, didn't you? Look how I turned out.
S3[Episode 308]
[as Michael goes to throw his shoe at something making noise outside his window] Mikey, save your shoes. That only works on cartoon cats.
S3[Episode 308]
How old are you?
How old do you want me to be?
S3[Episode 308]
I can't stop thinking about him. Last night I dream about him again. He somehow learned how to levitate and we were fucking mid-air.
Wonder what that means.
Probably that I should see a shrink.
It's only natural that these things take time. You know, you gotta somehow get over it. Move on. Tell yourself 'Ethan's history.'
Who's talking about Ethan? I'm talking about Brian.
S3[Episode 308]
I was going to tell you.
When?!
After I got the job.
Ah, you don't have the job until I sign off. And I don't sign off until I ask the potential candidate a few questions, such as, what the fuck are you doing here?
S3[Episode 308]
Justin [to Brian]: I had no idea that our former relationship was still a problem for you.
S3[Episode 308]
[at Babylon]
Brian.
The ubiquitous Justin Taylor.
Fancy meeting you here.
Fancy that. Where's your boyfriend?
I don't do boyfriends.
Since when?
Since we broke up.
What happened to the love that was gonna last an eternity?
Eternity's aren't as long as they used to be. Buy you a drink?
S3[Episode 308]
There must be some place you can go, a nice foster family?
Yeah, it's better than the streets.
Yeah? At least my client's pay to fuck me.
S3[Episode 308]
Hunter [to Ben]: Who died and made you Superman?
S3[Episode 308]
...but you're young and inexperienced.
What and you're so smart? If you had any fucking brains at all, you'd never would have let me leave! You would have told me I was making the biggest mistake of my life, that I would live to regret it, that what you gave me was worth a thousand... a million times more than anything he had to offer. You would have told me that you loved me. That you would go on loving me even after I was gone.
Is that what you were waiting to hear?
Yes. But as usual you never said it. So it's just as well that I go.
That is so like you! You don't hear what you want, so you leave. Try standing up for yourself for a change. Have some balls!
[Justin grabs Brian, kisses him and walks away]
S3[Episode 308]
I can't understand why people would ever want to leave their house.
When it's so much safer just to close the door.
But if you close the door, nothing will ever happen, will it?
Well, you'll just sit there in your safe little room for the rest of your life... wondering what might have been.
S3[Episode 308]
I feel like the town slut on prom night... again!
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