[tastes Debbie's sauce] Ugh! There's no meat in this!
The girls wanted vegetarian.
Lesbian lasagna.
For Christ sake Michael, it's not like you have to eat pussy.
Mother!
S3[Episode 301]
S3[Episode 301]
[Brian walks in on Michael and Ben undressing about to have sex]
I leave you two alone for five minutes!
Christ, Brian! How'd you get in here?
My widdle key.
S3[Episode 301]
Ben's just moving in.
Suffering Sappho. You too.
S3[Episode 301]
The new boyfriend. I'm Debbie; I've been keeping an eye on Sunshine ever since he left home.
Sunshine?
You got a problem with that?
No. No problem.
S3[Episode 301]
You must really love him.
I told him from day one I don't believe in love, I believe in-
-fucking, yeah I know.
S3[Episode 302]
That was one of my top ten fucks.
Yeah. Definitely one of my top ten... thousand.
S3[Episode 302]
You're just jealous because we have what you don't.
Anal warts?
A loving, mature relationship... [to Emmett] open up for the choo-choo boo-boo!
S3[Episode 302]
Since when do gay guys use their fists?
S3[Episode 302]
I don't know how you do it. Working all day, fucking all night.
Well, they say in the vast infinite of space, the faster you move, the slower you age. I have to believe the same holds true for Pittsburgh.
S3[Episode 302]
I understand. You're in a committed relationship with your... what is that hideous expression? Significant other. Loser.
S3[Episode 302]
He is hurting inside. And the more he's hurting the more he tries to hide it.
What an incredibly kind, compassionate thing to say. You really are a hell of a nice guy.
Thank you, Debbie.
Fuck nice.
S3[Episode 302]
What about Brian?
We're not together anymore.
Finally, some good news. I'm glad to see you've come to your senses.
S3[Episode 302]
No father could have ever been prouder of his son than I was of you.
Now you're ashamed.
… No.
That I'm not the man you wanted me to be? I am the man that I want to be. I'm the only man that I can be. If you can't be proud of me for that, then that's your problem.
S3[Episode 302]
[Lindsay tells Melanie if she wants to have a child, she should have it herself]
It's that she's braver. And stronger. And a better woman than I'll ever be.
That's the biggest load of horse shit I've ever heard. I'm not telling you it isn't scary, because it's fucking terrifying. And I'm not telling you it isn't painful, although it seems I've forgotten that. But I am telling you that having a kid is the number one top-rated experience in my life. And I'd hate you to see you deprive yourself of all of that because you think you're not woman enough.
S3[Episode 302]
I could be poor for a long time...
Well, knowing your tastes, you'd better not be.
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