I'm not an asshole, I'm just drawn that way.
S2[Episode 215]
S2[Episode 215]
You're jealous.
I don't do jealous, jealous is for lesbians.
Well, then you better start liking pussy.
S2[Episode 215]
[about Brian] All this time I've been fooling myself... thinking he loves me.
He does love you.
S2[Episode 216]
No luck in the bedroom.
That's a first.
S2[Episode 216]
Isn't that like the most amazing coincidence?
That you and Ben and like 17 million other people have the same birthday?
S2[Episode 216]
Brian [to Ted when he asks him what he's doing for Justin's birthday]: It's a fucking birthday. Anybody can get born, even you. The only thing worth celebrating is achievement.
S2[Episode 216]
I've tried boys, I've tried booze, I've tried pills, but I am still in the valley of the dolls.
S2[Episode 216]
LLuke
So what do you do?
I work in computers.
LLuke
Sales, programming?
I run my own dot com company.
LLuke
Really... an entrepreneur. So what kind of company is it?
You know... dealing with people's needs... might call it, relief work.
LLuke
Somehow I knew you'd do something that involved helping others.
S2[Episode 216]
Well, boys, you date your saints. I'll stick to the sinners.
S2[Episode 216]
Didn't your daddy ever teach you how to tie a tie?
No, he was too busy kicking me out and beating the shit out of you.
Well, neither did mine. He was too busy regretting the day I was born.
S2[Episode 216]
I don't understand you.
Few do.
S2[Episode 216]
The Revel was passable but the Brahms was for shit.
I didn't notice.
Well, you should have, it was all your fault.
S2[Episode 216]
Ted [to Emmett]: You put the gay back in geisha.
S2[Episode 216]
You want too much. You expect too much. And then when your hero disappoints your poor little heart gets crushed.
So what's the alternative? To expect nothing, to want nothing like you?
S2[Episode 216]
I thought you were the maintenance guy. There's no heat.
Sorry.
It's okay. Maybe things will warm up now that you're here.
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