What he does with his money is his business.
Except when it hurts us. Then it's our business.
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Got AIDS?
No.
You will. Sooner or later. All you fags end up here.
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Theodore Schmidt, you sex pig you, I didn't know you had it in you.
Oh I had it in me all right.
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Emmett [quoting Godiva]: It takes more courage to wear a dress for a day than it does to wear a suit for a lifetime.
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I'm proud of you Justin.
Proud of you too, mom.
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I'll be glad when Pride's over so we can all go back to being ashamed.
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Where you going?
I'm leaving you to your wicked ways! Go find a stud and ask him to dance. [Starts to leave]
[follows Justin and grabs his shoulder] Hey stud, want to dance?
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[to Justin] I promise you won't forget this one.
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Dreaming's for people who like to sleep. I'd rather be awake and fucking.
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If you really want to help, grab a nipple and squeeze.
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So what would make you happy? (Michael looks around)
Should we hum the theme from Jeopardy?
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[talking about Ted] Guys, he is in deep shit trouble. We need to have an intervention.
Booze?
Crystal?
Whipping the willy.
Schmuck. Couldn't even get a decent addiction.
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Life sucks, kid! Better know it now than be disappointed later.
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How's Daphne?
She and her roommates had to study. Fortunately, that’s not my problem. I went to Woodies, I let guys buy me drinks, they all wanted to fuck me. At least I still have my looks. But, I told them no; I’m saving it for you.
Aren't you a sweetheart?
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So long lover boy.
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