[Talking about Gay as Blazes]
These characters have principles. When you have principles, you don't need orgasms.
You have principles when you don't have orgasms.
S2[Episode 203]
S2[Episode 203]
Even you have to admit, it's important that the straight world sees realistic portrayals of us.
You call that realistic? And who gives a flying fuck what straight people think?
S2[Episode 203]
They're two uber-passes to Comic-Con. Priority access to all events - a complete comic book overload! One for me and one for you!
Whoa, dude! The kids at school will like, puke, they'll be like, so jealous.
S2[Episode 203]
[After reading Howard Bellweather's article]
I'm suing the mother-fucker!
Take it easy, Brian.
He said I'm 31! I'm 30.
Is that all you care about? He practically called you a child molester.
Who should know better than... you?
S2[Episode 203]
I don't think any of us are in a position to judge considering some of the things that we've done.
I have nothing to be ashamed of.
I could remind you of a few!
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Keep it up, Sunshine! The good work that is.
S2[Episode 203]
I know you're uncomfortable hanging out in gay bars with your mother. But look at this way; If you meet somebody nice, you won't have to bring him home to meet me, because I'm already here!
S2[Episode 203]
God mom, you are such a fag.
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One step at a time. First, we walk back to my place and then I suck you off.
I can do it myself.
You can give yourself head?
S2[Episode 203]
Brian [to Michael]: It wasn’t stupid when we used to lock ourselves up in your room and read Captain Astro and Galaxy Lad, wishing we were invincible like them, and pretending that no Earthly force could ever separate us like them, and swearing that we’d always be there for each other, like them.
S2[Episode 203]
Blaze this!
S2[Episode 204]
Be careful, pride is a sin.
Then I'm going to Hell!
S2[Episode 204]
Some people take it to the streets.
Other people take it to the sheets.
S2[Episode 204]
I remember my first march. After the Stonewall Riots - in the stone age - there were no more than 25 of us that first year.
That's all?
You think coming out's tough now, you should have been around back then.
S2[Episode 204]
You're not even gay!
Yeah, well I'm the next best thing.
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