Debbie quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Debbie

Don't pick up any strangers!

Brian

Unless they're hot.

Justin

Margarita Lopez.

Excuse me?

Daphne

Margarita Lopez. Was a transsexual. She was murdered five years ago. Her killers have never been found.

The Pittsburgh PD does it's best to solve every crime; however, there is always the occasional-

Justin

Jefferson Proctor.

Lindsay

Jefferson Proctor. Was a gay African-American. Shot to death half a block from Woody's. Crime unsolved.

Justin

Natasha Ginsberg.

Melanie

Natasha Ginsberg. Age 61. A lesbian out walking her dog. Stabbed to death. Killers still at large.

Justin

Justin Taylor.

Jennifer

Justin Taylor. My beautiful gay son. Attacked at his prom, left for dead, police reported it as a simple assault, instead of a hate crime, which it was. His attacker got off with community service.

Ladies and gentleman, I want to thank these concerned citizens for reminding me of the violence that threatens and sometimes claims the lives of members of this community; however, the vast majority of violence crimes are solved and the criminals apprehended.

I remember that boy. His murder was tragic, someone so young.

Debbie

Then what was his name?

I may not recall his name but I do know-

Justin

Jason Kemp.

Debbie

His name was Jason Kemp. And the reason you don't remember it is because no one on your police force was ever able to find out what it was. But I did! The waitress who found his body in a dumpster behind the diner where I work. Jason Kemp AKA Dumpster Boy! Murder unsolved.

Debbie

I brought tuna macaroni. It was your favorite as a kid.

Brian

No it wasn't.

Debbie

Don't argue with me; you fucking loved it!

Horvath

You were right.

Brian

That's my three favorite words after nine inches cut.

Debbie

About what?

Brian

The cream.

Debbie

What did it turn?

Horvath

It matches that found in Jason Kemp's rectum.

Debbie

For your information I just poured it!

Brian

Cops in the streets, cops in the bars, cops in the clubs... it's fucking depressing.

Justin

Unless you're into cops.

Debbie

What are you two doing?

Brian

What does it look like we're doing... we're cop-ulating!

Debbie

This establishment reserves the right to refuse service to anyone. And that includes anyone who has not performed the single most important act expected of each and every American?

Brian

Anal sex?

Debbie

It's been three days! Three fucking days and not one fucking word! … except for this strange cryptic message 'Don't worry, Ma. I'm all right.'

Justin

Doesn't sound strange or cryptic to me.

Debbie

It's the first time since Michael's learned how to pick up a phone that we haven't talked three times a day.

Justin

Three?

Brian

I know... it explains so much.

Debbie

Are you ready to find your inner fairy?

Emmett

When I do I just hope he looks more like Tinkerbell than Captain Hook.

Debbie

Gratuitous man-sex is one thing, personally I don't mind it...

Michael

We know.

Debbie

But gratuitous violence, that's another story.

Ben

Actually, I don't consider it gratuitous. In fact, I'd argue that disturbing as these images may be, they are a legitimate expression of every gay man's outrage of being victimized and therefore can be justified as a passionate and uncompromising work of art.

Emmett

There's only so much fucking your brains out one can do.

Debbie

… you have a temperature, honey?

Debbie

How was your last trick?

Emmett

Big dick... teeny brain.

Debbie

The best kind!

Emmett

Now she's living in sin.

Debbie

Or right across the hall from it.

Brian

Vic was on his death bed four years ago. All this was gravy. We knew that.

Debbie

What did you say?

Brian

Going this way... could have been a lot worse. If you ask me he was fucking lucky.

Debbie

[slaps Brian] Nobody fucking asked you. And who the fuck are you to decide how long he should have lived?

Brian

The truth hurts.

Debbie

Get this shithead out of my house.

Debbie

I can't tell if these branches are tops or bottoms.

Emmett

You gotta ask another tree about that one.