Debbie quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Michael

Ma, would you stop overfeeding him?

Debbie

He's one of the family now!

Ben

Yeah, I'm one of the family now!

Michael

My sincere condolences.

Michael

[tastes Debbie's sauce] Ugh! There's no meat in this!

Debbie

The girls wanted vegetarian.

Michael

Lesbian lasagna.

Debbie

For Christ sake Michael, it's not like you have to eat pussy.

Michael

Mother!

Debbie

The new boyfriend. I'm Debbie; I've been keeping an eye on Sunshine ever since he left home.

Ethan

Sunshine?

Debbie

You got a problem with that?

Ethan

No. No problem.

Ben

He is hurting inside. And the more he's hurting the more he tries to hide it.

Debbie

What an incredibly kind, compassionate thing to say. You really are a hell of a nice guy.

Ben

Thank you, Debbie.

Debbie

Fuck nice.

Melanie

It's that she's braver. And stronger. And a better woman than I'll ever be.

Debbie

That's the biggest load of horse shit I've ever heard. I'm not telling you it isn't scary, because it's fucking terrifying. And I'm not telling you it isn't painful, although it seems I've forgotten that. But I am telling you that having a kid is the number one top-rated experience in my life. And I'd hate you to see you deprive yourself of all of that because you think you're not woman enough.

Debbie

Do you know what MYOB stands for? [Ted and Emmett looks confused] Mind Your Own Fucking Business.

Ted

Shouldn't there be an F in there?

Michael

Mom, what are you doing here?!

Debbie

Same thing you are.

Brian

Cruising for a blow job?

Michael

Jesus, Ma, you already go to the same bars and same clubs as I do, now you gotta come to the same gym? Can I have one place in the world that's my own?

Debbie

Do you want to be work out buddies?

Debbie

Who's the cutie?

Brian

He's the spawn of Satan and my sister.

Debbie

I thought I recognized a family resemblance.

Debbie

When's the last time you voted?

Brian

Let's see... that would be the Big Basket contest at Woody's.

Debbie

Which one of you said hold the mayo?

Brian

That would be Mr. Miracle Whipper.

Debbie

[to Michael] Don't be so hard on yourself.

Brian

I wouldn't mention 'hard on'.

Debbie

A lot of people freeze up under pressure, you know, it's called Performance Anxiety, right Brian?

Brian

[nods] Never heard of it.

Debbie

[About Brian] I'll never figure out why he does that.

Justin

You mean act like a total shit?

Debbie

When it's obvious he just saved Teddy's ass.

Debbie

There must be some place you can go, a nice foster family?

Ben

Yeah, it's better than the streets.

Hunter

Yeah? At least my client's pay to fuck me.

Debbie

Well if it isn't the man behind the asshole!

Michael

Brian's always behind the asshole.

Debbie

Once upon a Godforsaken time, there was a beautiful princess. She worked her ass off until she popped her kid, and went back to work 3 days later.

Brian

That Diana was an inspiration.

Debbie

The bottom line is I couldn't afford the luxury of not working. I had to earn a living.

Michael

Yeah, but you were 17! Mel's in her thirties, and she's got endo-metri- whatever the fuck it's called and now she's taking on the biggest court case of her life!

Brian

Yeah, and don't forget; she's a crazy lesbian!