Debbie quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Debbie

Am I interrupting?

Horvath

Just about to devour my man-wich.

Debbie

In my neighborhood that's three guys fucking.

Brian

I see your point.

Debbie

Yeah, so why didn't you see it then?

Brian

Maybe because I didn't know that I had cancer then.

Debbie

I've always had a soft spot for men in uniform.

Emmett

And I've always had a hard spot.

Debbie

So you wanted to tell me something? Go ahead I'm all ears.

Debbie, honey...

Debbie

Fuck! I need ear muffs! It's supposed be as colder than a witch's tit in Canada!

Debbie

How many times in your life do you get an engagement ring?

Elizabeth Taylor, 8 times, twice from Richard Burton. Jennifer Lopez, 3, Julia Roberts, 4.

Debbie

When a man gives you a ring it's special, it's meaningful.

Michael

Well, I wouldn't know.

Ben

Then maybe it's time you found out.

Michael

Found out what?

Ben

Michael Novotny. You are the man I've been looking for all my life. I am so very blessed to have found you. Which is why I'm asking you to due me the honor [takes out a ring] of accepting my hand in marriage. We're going to Toronto, where gay marriage is not only accepted, it's legal. And like you said, that's what two people do when they love each other, right?

Michael

I don't know what to say.

Ben

Yes would be good...

Did you bring any fruit into the country?

Debbie

Yeah, 250 of 'em. On bicycles.

Ma'am? Do you like smoked salmon?

Debbie

What does that have to do with anything?

Because of you don't shut up, you're going to spend the rest of your life in Nova Scotia.

Debbie

Why don't you boys sit down?

Ted

Uh, thanks but we prefer to stand.

Emmett

Bum's are a little battered.

Debbie

Ah, [to Ted] well you I understand. [to Emmett] But you... you're a disgrace to nelly bottom's everywhere.

Debbie

What's up his ass?

Ben

Why don't you find out?

Debbie

I'll leave that up to you.

[After harassing his ex] Come on, let's go!

Debbie

[Bangs bat on counter] [Darryl turns around] What part of fuck off don't you understand?

Who the hell are you?

Debbie

I'm the one with the baseball bat.

Emmett

Did somebody win a beauty pageant?

Debbie

Yeah Miss Fat Ass 2005.

Emmett

You and Carl going at it every night. You don't hold back, do ya?

Debbie

There's no point doing something if you're gonna do it half-assed.

Emmett

How about you, Deb? Do you want me to give you a landing strip?

Debbie

Thanks, but I prefer to keep the whole airport.