Justin quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Is it true that gentleman prefer blondes?

Justin

I don't know about gentleman, but dirty old men sure do.

Even better!

Michael

Hey, where have you been? I need those panels so I can come up with some dialogue for the evil anal probes.

Justin

How about up your ass?

Brian

I thought I told you to get out.

Justin

I guess I didn't hear; you tend to mumble a lot.

Brian

Listen to me, you little shit. I don't. Want. You here.

Justin

I don't care what you want. You're not getting rid of me.

Justin

Shit. Are you all right? Tell me you're all right!

Brian

I'm all right!

Justin

You're not all right!

Brian

[Shouting] Then what the hell are you asking me for?

Justin

[Shouting] So I can tell you what a motherfucking piece of shit you are for not telling me, for shutting me out, for thinking that you could handle this on your own and most of all for thinking that I would leave you! Why would you think that? 'Cause you had a ball removed? 'Cause you're no longer perfect? Well, believe me, Mr Kinney, that is the least of your imperfections. And if I wanted to leave you, I've had better reasons, plenty of them!

Brian

Maybe you should have.

Justin

Yeah, maybe you're right. But I thought we had a commitment, and I plan to stand by it. Now get your ass back in bed, you son of a bitch!... And eat some fucking chicken soup!

Brian

Will it make me small?

Justin

I'm hoping that it will make you large. Very very large.

Justin

Brian's doctor cautioned him to take it easy.

Ted

What like getting laid 3 times instead of 4?

Justin

More like 7 instead of 9.

Brian

[after asking Justin to move back in with him] And as for the times when you're not around... I wouldn't particularly mind it if you were.

Justin

I've been waiting for you to ask me that since the first night you brought me here.

Justin

I don't get why everyone left.

Ted

That's one of the great mysteries of life. How does a bud know when to open? How does a bird know how to fly? Why do queers desert one club for another?

Brian

Sunshine, how did I ever get along without you?

Justin

You didn't.

Brian

Why don't you do a little work instead of counting who's had work done?

Ted

And the point of that would be?

Justin

To keep your body, mind, and spirit healthy and in shape. Of course, I personally don't need it. I only do this so guys can check out my ass.

How long have you guys been together?

Justin

[Brian and Justin speak at the same time] Four years.

Brian

Four weeks.

Justin

[As Melanie and Lindsey argue] Maybe I better go...

Melanie

No, we are having tea, goddammit!

Lindsay

I'm just sorry you had to witness our performance.

Justin

Oh, please. Brian and I have had a couple of Academy Award winner's ourselves.

Justin

It's amazing.

Brian

That I've been soaping your crack for the past ten minutes and you haven't asked me to fuck you?

Brian

I'm not being cynical, I'm being--

Brian

Do you mind if I finish my own sentences? I despise when couples do that.

Justin

Huh, did you hear that rubby ducky? He said couples. I should quit while I'm ahead.

Brian

Not before you give me some, Mon Amour.