Justin quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Justin

Mon Amour? I love how other people's tragic marital plight makes you romantic.

Brian

Hard.

Justin

Christ. What a big boner.

Brian

All the better--

Justin

To fuck me with?

Brian

What did I just warn you about--

Justin

About finishing each other's sentences.

Which one of you is the gardener and which one of you is the chef?

Justin

I really like cooking.

Brian

And I love planting my seed in some hole... in the ground.

Justin

I'm surprised it hasn't happened sooner considering where your dick's been.

Brian

Excuse me but you haven't exactly been a saint yourself. In fact, I might have even gotten it from you.

Justin

What's the topic?

Hunter

Capital punishment. I'm all for it. I say fry the motherfucker's.

Michael

Now you see why we're so proud.

Justin

What's your problem?

Brian

I have no problem. I am problem less. A problem free zone.

Brian

I'm not going to their fucking party!

Justin

Why not?

Brian

Because I'm going to a fucking party.

Brian

I don't think you get it.

Justin

What, that someone rejected you? Got the prime piece of meat, it happens to everyone!

Justin

I made some decisions.

Brian

About what?

Justin

My life.

Justin

To be a couple both people have to want the same things, to move in the same direction. If they can't, or won't, they really have nowhere to go.

Brian

Probably not.

Justin

Then why are we still doing this if we both know it's never going to work?

Brian

Damned if I know.

Jennifer

Neither of you is willing to change?

Justin

That's not love. That's sacrifice.

Brian

You doing okay?

Justin

Yeah, I'm fine. And you?

Brian

Likewise, thanks for asking.

Justin

Well, I guess I better get going.

Brian

Me too. Take care of yourself.

Justin

You too.

It's your choice.

Justin

It's not a choice.

Craig

Well don't expect to be rewarded!

Justin

We're not asking to be rewarded, we're asking for what's rightfully ours!

Craig

The right to pervert the sanctity of marriage, to make a mockery of family values?

Justin

A hell of a lot you know about marriage or family values, you fucked around on mom!

Craig

Watch your language!

Justin

Oh forgive me, saying fuck is far worse than what you did, you lying hypocrite!

Justin

[About a critic] He's a cunt.

A very influential cunt.

Justin

A cunt's a cunt.

Brian

You said that your small, charmless studio would have to do until your country manor came along. I'd hoped this would be all you dreamed of.

Justin

And more, but I told you I...

Brian

...Won't marry me. Who could blame you? I am , without doubt, the worst candidate for marriage alive, but, conversely, that's also the reason that I'm the best candidate.

Justin

And how's that?

Brian

Because, as strongly as I was opposed to the idea, now that I'm behind it, I am as fervently and passionately committed.

Justin

Uh huh. And what changed your mind?

Brian

I finally thought of one good reason to do it.

Justin

And what is that one good reason?

Brian

To prove to the person that I love, how much I love him. That I would give him anything, that I would do anything, be anything, to make him happy.

Justin

You bought this? This … palace?

Brian

It's for my prince. I'm also selling the loft and the club.

Justin

Without even knowing what my answer would be?

Brian

I'm taking a chance on love.

Justin

Then you mean it?

Brian

I've never meant anything more.

Justin

Okay.

Brian

Okay?

Justin

Let's do it!

Brian

Say it.

Justin

Yes.

Brian

Yes, what?

Justin

Yes! Yes, I will marry you. I will marry you!