Better not be a parakeet in there, Jane.
JustinHuh?
Obviously you're not up on your gay film history.
A character in Queer as Folk (US)
Played by Randy Harrison
Queer as Folk (US) · 941 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Queer as Folk (US): in 199 of its 941 quotes
Most scenes with: Brian (125), Michael (16), Emmett (10)
Better not be a parakeet in there, Jane.
JustinHuh?
Obviously you're not up on your gay film history.
I keep hoping that when they catch my bashes they'll sentence them for life in prison and they'll get fucked nightly by prisoner's with AIDS.
JustinThat's gruesome.
It doesn't cost anything to dream.
I can't stop thinking about it. I see their faces, their boot's smashing into me. I even hugged this one guy's foot to my stomach, hoping it'd stop him from kicking me... it didn't.
JustinIf you're still holding onto that boot than you're still on the ground taking it.
[Brian and Justin walk into Kinetic]
JustinLast time I was here it was No Towel's Night.
A hundred guys must have touched my stiffy.
JustinMr. Popular. And I'm the only one you fucked.
What do you say we christen my new office? I have 15 minutes before I have to approve ad copy.
JustinAlways the romantic.
JustinWhat's the matter? Are you scared?
[Laughing] Yeah, I'm incapacitated with fear...
JustinSounds like you have no shortage of targets.
I bet you have a few, too.
You're not running around the streets with a concealed weapon!
JustinI told you-
-it's necessary, so that you and Cody can be the gay avengers?! Heroes of the resistance? Martyrs to the cause?
JustinWe're trying to stop violence before it happens!
By starting it?
JustinI want you to apologize.
For what?
JustinFor bashing me, for causing me brain damage and permanent injury, for giving me nightmares every night for two years, for filling me with fear every time I walk out the door, for treating me like a sub-human who doesn't deserve to live.
That's what you are, Taylor.
Justin [to Chris Hobbs]: Now you know what it feels like... the fear that all faggots feel all their lives, walking down the street holding hands, because of asshole's like you! And you know what? We're tired of it.
Do it... do it! What the fuck are you doing, you can't stop now.
JustinGet up. Go inside. And I wouldn't call the police. You wouldn't want to tell them some faggots made you shit your pants.
You coward! You let him get away! You had him! You could have had him but you were too chicken-shit. You're like all the other faggots. You're too afraid. You're all cowards and they know it. You could have ended it. Faggot! You are no different than the rest of them! You deserve what you get! [Cody continues to yell as Justin walks away]
You know the problem with our extra-circular one fuck only policy?
JustinIs it that after a while you start asking yourself... am I doing this because I want to do it or because I need to do it? And if I need to do it, is it to prove to myself I'm still young and attractive? Or 'cause I think I'm unworthy of being loved?
Or maybe it's because I've had every unshockable guy in this city.
JustinA man that got away, huh?
And I was halfway up his ass.
JustinHe must have heard that nasty rumor... you know, the one about you having crabs.
[scoffs] I wonder how that happened.
JustinI can't believe you're thinking about sex at a time like this.
At a time like this it's exactly when you should be thinking about it.
In bed.
JustinHmm?
You're supposed to add "in bed" to the end of every fortune.
JustinI was thinking... on the floor.
[Brian has been acting uninterested in sex with Justin.]
JustinHe's never turned me down before.
I have to admit, that doesn't sound like the Brian Kinney we all know and... feel ambivalent about.
BrianGale Harold · 436 quotes
MichaelHal Sparks · 201 quotes
EmmettPeter Paige · 169 quotes
TedScott Lowell · 141 quotes
DebbieSharon Gless · 89 quotes
MelanieMichelle Clunie · 56 quotes
BenRobert Gant · 53 quotes
LindsayThea Gill · 44 quotes
HunterHarris Allan · 31 quotes
VicJack Wetherall · 18 quotes
EthanFab Filippo · 15 quotes
JenniferSherry Miller · 14 quotes
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