Psych · Season 7
So you don't work here? Do you have a pass? Did you sign in? Hit the bricks pal!
Oh, no, he's my best friend. And he's white.
I'm white.
Today was Bring Your White Best Friend to Work Day. Did you not get the memo?
I didn't get the memo. And even if I did, I don't have a white best friend.
That makes two of us.
Though I am an avid camper.
Please tell me things haven't gotten further out of control.
They have not.
Are you being honest?
Nope.
You do realize how insane this is, right?
Yes.
You call it insane, we call it Tuesday.
It's Thursday.
O'Hara, you can tell me, are you carrying Spencer's unborn demon seed?
She's guilty as Mrs. O'Leary's cow.
These must be from my publisher.
You don't have a publisher. You sent pages to a printer. And it wasn't even a real printer. It was Dr. Ted.
Gotta admit, his copywork was spot on. Top flight.
He wrote a book?
We wrote a book.
Define wrote.
Psych's Guide to Crime Fighting for the Totally Unqualified. I'm reading excerpts at Barnes & Noble next week. It's not official. I'm just going to start reading in the middle of the store and draw a crowd.
Silences make me uncomfortable.
It's alright Gus. I'm sure you'll be just... [goes quiet]
Don't do that Shawn!
He asked us to sprinkle those ashes off Stern's Wharf. It's the only Jewish wharf in all of Santa Barbara, so it felt like the very least we could do.
OK. So you stopped your investigation to do this.
Of course not, that would have been completely irresponsible.
But we put it in the back of my car. We were planning on...doing it later.
That's right. But then...something happened.
Don't even tell me--
No!
You said it was cake mix!
No I never said that.
Yes you did you said you and Gus were gonna go home and you were gonna make homemade Twinkies!
OK, now you're just making stuff up, sweetie.
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