Leslie Sally, Gus and others in “Office Space”

So you don't work here? Do you have a pass? Did you sign in? Hit the bricks pal!

Gus

Oh, no, he's my best friend. And he's white.

Shawn

I'm white.

Gus

Today was Bring Your White Best Friend to Work Day. Did you not get the memo?

I didn't get the memo. And even if I did, I don't have a white best friend.

Shawn

That makes two of us.

Though I am an avid camper.