I got roped into doing a silly interview with The Independent. They've been calling me, begging, for weeks, and I finally relented.
RReporter
You called me.
And you called me back, which means we're both right.
“Disco Didn't Die. It Was Murdered!” · Season 3, Episode 5
In this episode: Shawn Spencer (6), Gus (1), Carlton Lassiter (1), Juliet O'Hara (1), Henry Spencer (1)
The important thing is that you got your cover story.
RReporter
Actually, it's page 64.
It really depends on how you fold it, doesn't it?
CChief
It goes without saying, Mr. Spencer, that your father is in no way to participate in this investigation. He's no longer on the force, and his meddling could compromise the case in court. Do I make myself clear?
Yes you do, Chief. What isn't clear is why people always say "goes without saying," yet still feel compelled to say the thing that was supposed to go without saying. Doesn't that bother you?
CChief
No! And frankly, I could care less.
Now that's the one that bothers me. Why do people say "I could care less" when they really mean "I couldn't care less"?
CChief
Well, why don't you tell me how to properly say this? If you share any official information about this case with your father, or let him anywhere near any new evidence, then the two of you will have to find another police department to work for, and I will personally see to it that each of you is charged with obstruction of justice.
You split an infinitive.
Good catch, Gus!
CChief
You two realize I carry a gun, right?
That was perfectly elocuted.
DFDerek Ford
You're sure your father doesn't want to come inside?
Oh, no, no, no. He's clinically insane. And a biter.
I'm a tax-paying, voting citizen, therefore I have a right to speak to any elected official, such as the DA, I please.
You don't have to be a... tax-paying voting citizen, do you?
Spencer, I'd appreciate in the future if you'd just play with your life.
Oh, come on, Lassie. If Derek hadn't caved, I would have just deactivated [the bomb] myself. It's very easy, you just clip the red wire and the green wire at the same time.
Uh, Shawn, there is no green wire.
Really? Well in that case, we all would have died.
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