The Powerpuff Girls · Season 4
Men of Earth! Witness the coming of... MASCUMAX! Breaker of men! Taker of worlds! Be there any true men amongst thee?! Step forth and bring thy manhood against mine own, so that we might see who has the upper hand upon the measuring stick!
[Mascumax has been defeating the male superheroes easily]
Fools! I feed off your expulsions of manliness! The more manhood you bring against me, the harder I become!
Hey, boy! Why don't you try some Powerpuff?
What?! Little girls?! [laughs] Shouldn't you be home learning how to be mommies?
Ugh, this stuff again?
Look! This planet is our home, and mommies are ready to clean house! [they land several successful blows on Mascumax and knock him down] All right, ladies, let's do some real cookin'! Form Furious Flaming Feline!
[The girls form a cat-like shape made of fire, which leaps at Mascumax, setting him on fire, and rubs against his leg]
ARGH! NO! IT CANNOT BE!
If you can't take the heat, then stay out of the kitchen!
[Mascumax chickens out, transforming back into hot rod mode and flying back into space]
[sobbing] WAH! MOMMY! THERE WAS SOME GIRLS, AND THEY WERE BEING MEAN TO ME!
[Blossom is doing math on an abacus after Him tells her that she's got 1 minute]
Can't you abacus any faster?
"Abacus" my butt!
Let's see how good you are on the SAT's.
[Bubbles and Buttercup glare at Blossom]
You must score a 100 in order to pass, you got one minute.
[Buttercup chews nervously on her pencil, Blossom breezes by it, Bubbles start to fill in the scan-tron in the shape of a flower]
Times up! Please pass your test forward. Now, lets start with Buttercup's...
[Ding]
25.
Haha!
Blossom's
[Ding]
10
What?!
Hahaha!
Bubbles
[Holds up test]
Oh, no...
The Professor's a goner!
[Ding]: 1025
Well I'll be danged. You brats won't beat me that easy!
When were you in New York?
Yesterday.
[whispering] No, today.
I mean...today.
What happened to Professor Dick and the other Powerpuff Girls?
Well, Old Dick may have gotten the formula right, but the one ingredient that he forgot was "love". Let's go home, girls.
[screaming while dying] NOOOOOOOOO!!!
[The girls introduce their new friend Robin to Professor Utonium]
He made us in his laboratory by accident.
Yes, uh...well, it was sort of an accident...
That's okay, Professor. I was an accident, too! [his eyes widen] Your dad is funny!
[The Powerpuff Girls induct their new member]
Blossom : May I have your attention, please! Friends! Family! Esteemed colleagues! We are gathered here today for a momentous occasion! Bubbles, translate.
Oh yeah. Cheep cheep, cheep cheep. Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep.
Today, for the first time ever . . .
Cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .
. . . we have discovered an individual . . .
. . . cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .
. . . whose bravery . . .
. . . cheep cheep cheep . . .
. . . strength . . .
. . .cheep . . .
. . . and agility . . .
. . . cheep cheep . . .
Blossom . . . have proven her worthy to be a member of our exclusive organization . . .
THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!
CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP! Hey, Professor! Clap!
Hm? Oh, uh, yay!
And so, dubbed with the appropriate 'B' name . . .
Cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .
Bruce begins with a B!
Shh! . . . I hereby dub thee . . .
. . . cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .
. . . Powerpuff Bullet!
. . . Cheep cheep --- Cheep cheep!
Woo hoo, yeah! [hoots] Ha ha ha, yeah! [hoots]
[The invading robot has defeated the Girls and wrecked Townsville]
No! My laboratory, home to all my evil plans and devices...destroyed!
Earth creatures, the destruction of your dwelling area is now complete. I am now your new leader.
NO! That is my line! I've always wanted to say that!
And you will now bow down to me. [Townsville's people are shown bowing] Yes, just like that.
No! No! NO...! [he goes completely berserk, shrieking like a wild chimpanzee as the robot watches in disgust] YOU!! HAVE!! BROKEN!! MY!! DREAMS!!!! [beats up the robot, finally knocking it down with a blow to the head with the hard loaf of bread. He then pulls its lower leg back, making it cry out in pain and pound the ground] Say it! SAY IT!! SAY IT!!!
YOU ARE THE MOST EVIL! [collapses again]
And don't you forget it!
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