[After the Powerpuff Girls finally defeat the Rowdyruff Boys by shrinking them down to size, Him comes back, angry]
HHim
[demonic] CAN'T YOU LITTLE BRATS DO ANYTHING RIGHT?! I SEND YOU TO DESTROY THEM, AND WHAT DO YOU DO?! [effeminate] You get all sissified! [with a wave of his claw, he makes the Boys vanish. The Girls smile in triumph] Oh, don't look so smug, girls. Though you may have won this time, [demonic voice] it was a lucky victory and you know it! [effeminate] In time, you [demonic voice] will [effeminate] fall, and we [demonic voice] will [effeminate] defeat you! So keep on your toes, stay alert, [demonic voice] and watch your back...because the Boys are back in town! [vanishes in a spiral of smoke, laughing]
"Oh, boy" is right! It seems the battle of the sexes has begun! Let's just hope the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!
[Him prepares to blow up the sun, destroying the Earth in the process]
HHim
Splendidly evil, isn't it?
Evil?! How about STUPID?! Yes, thanks to your foolishness, we will be reduced to nothing! Nothing! Like the amount of intelligence inside your head! Nothing! Like the amount of respect I get after 6 SEASONS ON THIS SHOW!!!
HHim
[effeminate] I brought the boys back, so I am their father now!
Incorrect! The Rowdyruff Boys were my idea, which means I was the original creator! Yes, it was I who originally created them, which means it was I whose creativity led to the origin of the idea which resulted in the creation of them! Therefore, the idea originated before the actual creating began, resulting in total origination of all creativity!
[scratching his head mockingly] Yeah...I didn't get that the first time. Can you repeat that? [The Boys laugh and high five each other again. Him laughs along with them]
HHim
I'm sorry, Mojo, but your creation was destroyed by the Powerpuff Girls. [demonic] And would probably still be destroyed [effeminate] if I didn't revive them! Besides, seeing how I made them better, they should [demonic] remain mine!
Better?! How can you make Mojo Jojo's design of the Rowdyruff Boys any better?!
HHim
[laughs, effeminate] By making them immune to the Powerpuff's girly kisses! Now they can't be destroyed by the mere talk of cooties! [demonic] So why don't you run along, chimp-chump?!
[losing his temper] Those boys were created to do pure evil! Which makes me the more fit father, since I am pure evil!
HHim
[effeminate] Oh, I'm sorry! But nobody does evil [demonic] THE WAY I DO!!
[Him prepares to blow up the sun, destroying the Earth in the process]
HHim
[effeminate] Splendidly evil, [demonic] isn't it?
Evil? How about STUPID?! Yes! Thanks to your foolishness, we will be reduced to nothing! Nothing! Like the amount of intelligence inside your head! Nothing! Like the amount of respect I get after SIX SEASONS ON THIS SHOW!
[Him turns the sun back to normal]
No! You are not the more evil parent! You are the more STUPID parent, which makes you unfit to be the father of these boys!
HHim
[effeminate] Is not so!
RBRowdyruff Boys
[after watching them with increasing annoyance] SHUT UP!!!
We don't care which one of you is more eviler, or more stupider, or whatever-er! There's only one evil thing we care about - and that's destroying the Powerpuff Girls!
RBRowdyruff Boys
[high-fiving each other] Yeah!
[The boys fly towards Townsville as Mojo and Him begin to cry with joy]
My...that's the evilest thing I can imagine.
HHim
[sniffs; effeminate] All you can do is raise them the best you know how, and hope they turn out right.
MJMojo Jojo and Him
[to each other in unison] I'm so proud of them!
[The two villains put an arm around each other]
And so, with Mojo and Him finally happy together, the day is doomed, thanks to...the Rowdyruff Boys!
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