Niblet, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be out flying a kite?
It got stuck on a billboard. Olaf and Mr. McLeish climbed up to get it down. Then they got attacked by some pigeons. Then they got arrested.
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This is ridiculous!
No, it's not. It'll work. You three just act like dogs. As long as you're on leashes, we should be okay. Niblet, Cookie, don't forget - we're senior humans out for a walk.
[Elderly voice] You got it, sonny.
Jeepers peepers, I'm 11!
People years, Niblet, not dog years.
I'm 11,000!
Close enough.
BBoy
Oh, boy! A giant dog ride! I'm gonna climb on right now!
Please don't, little kid. You could damage my spine.
BBoy
Mommy! Mommy! Look! This one talks!
MMom
No! He's too big! I'm sure he's too expensive.
BBoy
Aw, sorry doggy toy.
It's all right, little kid!
BBoy
Uh, that was a little too realistic!
BBondo
The name's Bondo. Just Bondo.
This place is cool!
BBondo
Yes. Yes it is.
Yeah? Well, your elevator operator coughed on me. Probably gave me scurvy. Nothing fancy about scurvy, is there?
This all is just a legend -- superstitious nonsense. Mummies don't come back to life. It's impossible. Or is it? Dun! Dun! Dun!
(muffled): Oh no! The glue hasn't dried yet, and I can't hold both pieces in my mouth!
(muffled): You don't need to, Squirt, 'cause I'm right here with you.
[puts down his half] Thanks, pal. And just so you know, you may be a big fraidy-cat and all, but at this moment, there's no one I'd rather have by my side.
[notices stain on McLeish's new sweater] Oh, Mr. McLeish, it looks like you spilled coffee all over your brand new sweater vest.
[realizes that the stain is from Puddles urinating.] That's...not...coffee. Yu-u-u-u-uck!
PPuddles
I don't care what you guys say. Sam's never gonna want me until I stop leaving puddles in the wrong place.
Puddles, we don't know that.
PPuddles
I do, and you Pound Puppies promised to help pups like me, so, guys, here's your mission.
Niblet I love missions!
PPuddles
You're gonna get me housebroken.
Oh. Squirt loves missions!
I saw this show once where this guy looked like he was guilty of robbing something even though he wasn't guilty, and then some detective people proved he wasn't guilty, and then they got the real guy, and then the first guy went free and kissed his wife, and that's what happened!
It's the perfect plan. We'll be defectives!
Detectives!
PPupster
So... I'm not gonna get my human tonight, huh?
AAntonio
What?! No! That is false. Of course you will, little pup of a dog.
PPupster
But the Pound Puppies aren't doing too well tonight, and, well, it's kind of your fault.
AAntonio
[sighs] I fear you are correct, puppycito. I never wanted to be this jerk, yet everywhere I go, I hurt the ones I love.
PPupster
Well, if it just causes trouble, then why do you do it?
AAntonio
This is a good question, me poco-poco puppy-pup. Why must I try so hard to fill my heart with love? Perhaps my heart -- she is empty.
PPupster
Empty? Well, gee. You're a Pound Puppy, for Pete's sake. What's better than helping pups find their humans? Seems like that should fill anyone's heart all up to the top. Shouldn't it?
AAntonio
From out of the mouths of pups comes slobber and milk and little bits of kibble and then wisdom.
Hey, guys.
Hey, Cookie. Hey, Cupcake. Hey, Pooches McFurface.
Pooches McFurface?! The famouser than famous T.V.star?! Where is she?! Where?!
PPooches
[from under Niblet's paw] Right down here.
Oh no! Fame has gone to Cupcake's head! What a terrible development!
Worse than terrible, Rebound. It's like something from a sitcom!
GGiblet
Will you help me put the flower in my hair?
Would I ever!
GGiblet
I don't know. That's why I asked you.
Then I'll do it right now.
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