Aaaaaaaaaah!
Whoa! What was that?
Sounded like a blown Strudel gasket.
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So, you found him just wandering the fairgrounds, eh, Ketchum? Wonder why he's wearing a vest and hat.
Maybe he's in show business.
Show business? Where do you get these lame ideas?
Uh, from my head.
You are a star -- a big, beautiful, odd-bodied, short-legged star.
Yes, ABC Parcel Express Flight 597.
I already called that number and 15 others. They're all useless recordings.
I know I could find the information online, but I wouldn't be able to read it, would I, because I'm a -- Oh, never mind. It's complicated.
Hang in there, Strudel. They've got to know where that plane went.
What? It went where?!
[gasps] Alright. Thank you, frustrating human lady.
The Shanghai in China?!
Uh huh!
Our map doesn't even go to China.
But the plane also made a number of stops along the way to drop off cargo -- [points to different parts of the map] here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here. And here.
Great. They could be anywhere. We'll never find them.
Not necessarily. After all, we're part of an international organization. Strudel, get on the phone. Contact every branch of the Pound Puppy network in every one of these places.
You've got it, boss.
(to himself): We'll find you guys. Just hold tight, have faith, and please, don't do anything stupid.
When I said jump, Niblet, I meant from the same side.
Oops. Sorry. Wait! I got a idea!
Niblet, no!
Aah!
Aaaaah! Oof!
Squirt, you okay?
I will be, Niblet, if from now on you just leave the thinking to me.
I'm sorry, Squirt. You're my bestest friend, and I got you trapped on a spooky flight to scaredy land! [sobs]
Uh, hey, hey, come on. I mean, sure you did get me trapped on a spooky flight to scaredy land, but, eh, it's not all bad.
It's not?
Ah, of course it's not, I mean, 'cause, you know, we got each other. We're best buds, Niblet. I got your back...
And you have mine!
Yeah, yeah. Something like that.
Shouldn't we stop and find some shelter? It's getting pretty dark.
No. Okay? We got to keep moving. See if we can find a town.
Aah! What was that?
An owl.
A wise and gentle owl?
No. A chihuahua-eating owl. Come on!
Aah! Hey, it's after us! Run!
Whatever you say, buddy!
NSNiblet and Squirt
Aaaaah!
NSNiblet and Squirt
Ow. Ow. Ugh!
Ugh. Wow, Squirt. Falling down that cliff was really, really painful, but we sure outsmarted that owl, didn't we? (calls out to the woods): In your beak, owl! Who's wise now?! Hey, squirt. [chuckles]
(muffled): Get off of my face!
Oh, what a relief. I was worried something bad happened to you.
Something bad? Why, I oughta -- [sniffs] Oh, great. You and your big fat backside knocked the scent right out of my nose. Now, there's no way I can smell us to town.
Sorry.
Whatever. Look, l-let's just stay put till tomorrow morning.
Okay.
All we need to do is find some kind of shelter while we still got some moonlight.
Why am I not surprised?
Hey, there. I'm Cookie --
FFang
Cookie? What kind of name is that? Sounds like something a human would think of.
As a matter of fact, it is, and --
FFang
Look, Cookie, how about you take your adorable human name, turn around, and go bother someone else? We have nothing to discuss.
Oh, really? Well, listen, tough guy. I'm sure the "alpha male" routine works on some dogs, but I've got an operation to run and --
FFang
That's just fascinating. Meanwhile, I've got --
You did not just interrupt the Cookie! Honey, right now I don't know who you are or where you come from. What I do know is that you're filthy, and you smell like a dog park dumpster on a hot day in August.
FFang
Uh...
Did I ask a question to which the answer is "uh"? Now hush up and listen. You will come out of that kennel and you will take a bath. And once you're clean, you will drop the attitude, you will smile, and you will help us help you out!
FFang
(smiles) Okay.
Really?
FFang
No one's ever talked to me like that. I kinda like it. Name's Fang.
Oh, I'm Cookie, w-which you already know. Anyway, uh, come on.
FFang
Fine, but I wash myself.
Fine. And then I'll take a look at your paw.
FFang
Sure.
Cookie? Next time I'm a bad dog, will you talk mean to me too?
[growls]
So, all we need to do is retrace the route back to your human's cabin. Mission accomplished.
Are you kidding? I can hardly remember the ride over here. I had other things to concentrate on, what with that shifty malcontent aggravating my nervous kidneys.
That does pose a problem.
Wait a minute. Maybe that shifty malcontent's your answer.
What are you talking about?
Well, if Buddy and that other dog were picked up around the same place, maybe he can help us get Buddy home.
Brilliant! He may be surly, but a dog will always help out another dog.
FFang
(from washtub) Is that so?
[with eyes closed] That was the sound of me fainting, by the way. I'm very, very distressed.
You okay?
I can't believe she left us.
She didn't leave us. She went with them'.
But doesn't she realize how much I -- we need her?
Did you ever tell her?
Yeah. No. I-I think so.
Well, how can you expect someone to know something, if you never tell them?
Oh, hey, coyotes.
Bad luck is bad luck. You can't just wash it off with soap and water.
You know, I get why Niblet believes in all this hocus-pocus stuff. I mean, he refuses to eat out of the left side of his dish ever Tuesday, Friday, and third Monday.
That's so the magic flea angels won't get me.
But, you, Squirt -- I don't understand.
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