Lucky, I need to talk to you.
(still smiling) What is it, Cooks?
It's about Dolly.
(trancelike) Dolly?
Lucky?!
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[unaware that Cookie had left the room.] Me, too, what?
You know what I think, Cookie? This isn't about all the guys. I think it's about one guy in particular.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You don't, huh? Well, I wonder if you'd be this upset if you didn't see Lucky acting a little goofy, too.
What?! That's the most... Yeah, all right. I admit it.
I say, good fellow, but what on earth is up with that eccentric bespectacled human and his taciturn dog-napping toady?
Eh, sorry, pal. I only speak English. And, uh... Do you notice anything -- I don't know -- odd about the twos of us?
Odd? Not as far as I can see. But -- [gasps] Great Gatsby! We look strikingly similar!
Fuhgeddaboudit.
Forget about it!
Fuhgeddaboudit.
Forget -- I'm sorry. I forgot. What was the line again?
Fuhgeddaboudit!
Fuhgeddaboudit! I did it! By George, I did it! [giggles]
So, who's the target?
Name -- Becky O'Bannon, 9 years old. Has been wanting a puppy since she was 3. She and Wagster match up in the 99th percentile on the pup-to-person ratio chart.
Wagster's got a human friend! Wagster's got a human friend!
That's the whole point, nimrod.
Oh, yeah.
JJJunkyard Jim
Mighty fancy place you got here, Mister Dogcatcher.
What? Oh, yes, it's a regular canine Taj Mahal.
JJJunkyard Jim
Taj Mahal? Oh, I don't know much about basketball players. I'm just a simple junkman. Name's Jim, Junkyard Jim.
Gee, I would have pegged you as a Millionaire Monte or a Diplomat Dave.
MMildred
I love what you've done with the mansion.
I love what you've done with your face. You look twenty years younger.
MMildred
I was being sarcastic.
So was I.
Oh, they're gonna humiliorate my poor sis! She's gonna be the laughing-sock of the whole show!
Well, that's the pageant game.
What do you know about it?
You kidding? I was a show dog myself back in the old country. My stage name was Strudel Die Schnitzel Von Wiener.
Rebound? Rebound, are you under there?
(from somewhere in the bleachers) No!
Good thing brains isn't a part of the competition.
Everyone know the plan?
Yeah, but I still don't get why this guy has five of everything.
It's a common human sales strategy. For some reason, they like to see us animals selling them products.
Yeah, I knew a marmot once who got his picture on boxes of nuts. Guy was fixed for life -- all of the pistachios he could eat.
Wow! Can I get my picture on a bag of marshmallows, Lucky? 'Cause I love marshmallows, and I want to be fixed for life, too. I mean, not fixed fixed, but, you know...
They're not over here.
They're not over here either.
Why did my little buddies run away?! Why?!
They couldn't have gotten far. They have little, tiny legs.
We better split up. You guys go that way, we'll go this way.
Right!
CNCookie, Niblet, Strudel, and Squirt
Oof!
[groans] Where's Lucky when you need him?!
Strudel, there you are. Listen, I-I need that radio collar you said you'd --
Right here, Lucky.
Perfect. Gotta run!
Okay, but I wanted to ask if --
Hey, uh, Strudel, did you fix that grappling hook for me?
Indeed I did, Cookie.
(muffled): Thanks!
-- sion with you guys.
Hey, Strooge. About that next mission...
Yes?
I could really use you...
Yes?!
...to fix my laser headset.
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