Agatha McLeish quotes from Pound Puppies

Agatha

I'm worried about Rebound. I've never left her alone a whole week.

McLeish

You've got nothing to worry about, Mother. Look who you're leaving her with -- a dog expert.

Agatha

Where?

Lucky

So, what happened?

Strudel

Um, you see, there was a bit of confusion while I was hypnotizing McLeish, and what with all the back-and-forth and--

McLeish

[howls]

Niblet

She made him think he was a dog.

Strudel

I made him think he was a dog?! It was your fault!

Lucky

Look, I don't care whose fault it is, I just want to know how we fix him.

Lucky

(rolls eyes) Oh brother...

Excuse me, be ye the captain of this here establishment?

McLeish

If you're looking for the costume party, I believe it's about a mile that way at the corner of "Get away from me" street and "Before I call the cops, you strange old kook" avenue.

And a fine joke that was, sir. Broke the ice, it did. Like a solid oak prow off the coast of Nova Scotia.

McLeish

What?

Olaf

What's the problem, Mr. McLeish?

McLeish

I'm trying to complete a very important construction project.

Olaf

Your Pretty Pink Princess Glitter-Wing Kite Kit?

McLeish

Well, that's part of it. But the dogs out here are going all higgledy piggledy.

Olaf

Higgledy piggledy, sir?

McLeish

It's a technical term. Look it up sometime.

[howls]

McLeish

It means that.

Olaf

[notices stain on McLeish's new sweater] Oh, Mr. McLeish, it looks like you spilled coffee all over your brand new sweater vest.

McLeish

[realizes that the stain is from Puddles urinating.] That's...not...coffee. Yu-u-u-u-uck!

McLeish

[runs up to him] Olaf! Did you see a strange woman run out just now?

Olaf

No, sir. I-I thought I heard someone--

McLeish

You too?! I was just attacked by an-an-- [looks down and sees the dress that was part of Cookie's disguise] [gasps] Look! Do you know what this means?

Olaf

I'd rather not say, Mr. McLeish. It's really none of my business.

McLeish

What? No! It's an alien disguise! They zip themselves up in disguises! I saw it on TV! They must be after the communications device. Oh! It must have fallen off when I repelled the invader. Well, don't just stand there babbling, Olaf! Hide! I gotta call Dr. Sculder. The safety of the human race is at stake! [He throughs the dress in the air and it lands on Olaf as he runs away.]