Strudel quotes from Pound Puppies

Cookie

Hey, uh, Strudel, did you fix that grappling hook for me?

Strudel

Indeed I did, Cookie.

Cookie

(muffled): Thanks!

Strudel

-- sion with you guys.

Squirt

Hey, Strooge. About that next mission...

Strudel

Yes?

Squirt

I could really use you...

Strudel

Yes?!

Squirt

...to fix my laser headset.

Strudel

Aaaaaaaaaah!

Niblet

Whoa! What was that?

Lucky

Sounded like a blown Strudel gasket.

Lucky

Hang in there, Strudel. They've got to know where that plane went.

Strudel

What? It went where?!

Strudel

[gasps] Alright. Thank you, frustrating human lady.

Lucky

The Shanghai in China?!

Strudel

Uh huh!

Cookie

Our map doesn't even go to China.

Strudel

But the plane also made a number of stops along the way to drop off cargo -- [points to different parts of the map] here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here. And here.

Cookie

Great. They could be anywhere. We'll never find them.

Lucky

Not necessarily. After all, we're part of an international organization. Strudel, get on the phone. Contact every branch of the Pound Puppy network in every one of these places.

Strudel

You've got it, boss.

Lucky

(to himself): We'll find you guys. Just hold tight, have faith, and please, don't do anything stupid.

Strudel

So, all we need to do is retrace the route back to your human's cabin. Mission accomplished.

Buddy

Are you kidding? I can hardly remember the ride over here. I had other things to concentrate on, what with that shifty malcontent aggravating my nervous kidneys.

Strudel

That does pose a problem.

Lucky

Wait a minute. Maybe that shifty malcontent's your answer.

Cookie

What are you talking about?

Lucky

Well, if Buddy and that other dog were picked up around the same place, maybe he can help us get Buddy home.

Strudel

Brilliant! He may be surly, but a dog will always help out another dog.

(from washtub) Is that so?

Strudel

You okay?

Lucky

I can't believe she left us.

Strudel

She didn't leave us. She went with them'.

Lucky

But doesn't she realize how much I -- we need her?

Strudel

Did you ever tell her?

Lucky

Yeah. No. I-I think so.

Strudel

Well, how can you expect someone to know something, if you never tell them?

Strudel

Stupendous!

Lucky

Strudel, what is it?

Strudel

You won't believe this, but if you multiply the diameter of the parking lot by the height of the fence, then divide it by the length of this kennel, you get Pi!

Niblet

(as Lucky, Cookie, Squirt, and himself look at Strudel confused): Cherry or pumpkin?

Squirt

Great, great, great. We're so deep in the woods that even a couple of squirrels can't find their way around.

Cookie

I guess we really are lost.

Niblet

Does this mean we have to start eating each other? 'Cause if we do, I pick Strudel.

Strudel

Ack!

Squirt

So what's the deal? Do you think he got conked on the head with a coconut, and woke up thinking he was a dog?

Strudel

No, there are many much more plausible theories, why, I could spend all day narrowing down the possibilities...

Strudel

Time to go, Lucky.

Lucky

Okay. Say goodbye, Ginger.

(smiling) Goodbye Ginger.

Lucky

All right, Strudel, you got us all down here. Now, what's the big news?

Strudel

Oh, nothing...except the most brilliant innovation since the dawn of time!

Niblet

At long last -- a device that delivers kibble straight to my tummy!

Squirt

You've got one of those. It's called your mouth.

Niblet

I'm amazing!

Lucky

So, what happened?

Strudel

Um, you see, there was a bit of confusion while I was hypnotizing McLeish, and what with all the back-and-forth and--

McLeish

[howls]

Niblet

She made him think he was a dog.

Strudel

I made him think he was a dog?! It was your fault!

Lucky

Look, I don't care whose fault it is, I just want to know how we fix him.

Lucky

(rolls eyes) Oh brother...

Strudel

The singing Rebound video is up to seven million hits now, and that's on this one site alone!

I'm really sorry.

Cupcake

It's okay Rebound, it's not your fault.

It's not?

Cupcake

Actually, it kinda is.

Strudel

This is ridiculous!

Lucky

No, it's not. It'll work. You three just act like dogs. As long as you're on leashes, we should be okay. Niblet, Cookie, don't forget - we're senior humans out for a walk.

Cookie

[Elderly voice] You got it, sonny.

Niblet

Jeepers peepers, I'm 11!

Lucky

People years, Niblet, not dog years.

Niblet

I'm 11,000!

Lucky

Close enough.

Strudel

Behold; the Strudel-tronic talking poster! Anyone walking in front of it will hear a recorded message. All thanks to cutting-edge micro-chip technology!

Squirt

Yeah, cutting-edge for 1973.