BrattinaPlease, Mommy Dearest! You have to see all the icky-poo puppies we caught. Ready, please!
Later, Brattina! First, I have to make sure the Cage Catapult is ready to capture that confounded Cooler.
Voiced by Adrienne Alexander
Pound Puppies (1986) · 151 quotes
6th most-quoted character in Pound Puppies (1986): in 51 of its 151 quotes
Most scenes with: Katrina (50), Cooler (22), Holly (19)
Scenes with Brattina 51
Brattina
Ah, oh! There she blows! Katrina! Off the starboard bow!
Silly confounded contraption!
She’s looking the other way. Now’s our chance.
(to the children) It’s with puparoos. Let the escape-a-rooney begin.
(laughs evilly) At last! The Cage Catapult is ready for action. Cooler and his canines won’t get away next time!
BrattinaAll right. All ready with the gunky gizmo, Mommy Dearest. Come and see all the stinky puppies we caught. Now!
Oh all right, Brattina! Show me the dogs. How many miserable mongrels did you catch?
BrattinaAlmost a hundred icky-poo smelly dogs.
A hundred dogs?! Why, Brattina, I could kiss you!
BrattinaEww! Gross. No thanks. I’d rather have a Suzy Spit-up Doll.
For a hundred dogs, I’ll get you a dozen Suzy Spit-up Dolls. (But she realizes that the dogs are gone) What?! These cages are empty!
Brattina(Off-screen) No, no, no! They were loaded with icky-poo stink old dogs!
(Angry with her) Play games with me, will you, young lady? Just for this: You can kiss that Suzy Spit-up Doll goodbye!
Brattina(cries)
A little further. Yes, yes, a little further. Y… Ah, ah, ah. Hold it right there.
BrattinaWhat are those stinky bricks for, Mommy Dearest?
(looking at the security pound on the paper) To build my new maximum security pound. This wall will stop Cooler and his motely mutt cold, like being hit with a ton of bricks.
BrattinaOh! Just kill me already, why don’tcha!
(meows)
Oh, brother! Get a load of what the bad guys are up to this time.
(singing) I’ve been putting up the brick wall
This time, I will win
Brattina(singing) She’s cementing up the brick wall
To keep the yucky doggies in
Can’t you hear our cheers and shouting
(singing) Locking up the mutts we had
Brattina(singing) Cooler and screams are shouting
KBKatrina and Brattina
(singing) Cos they finally met them up
(screaming)
(screaming and then he stops running) You know what? I’m scared. (screaming and running again)
Woo! A little game of Catgut and mouse, and it looks like Catgut hates meeces to pieces.
BrattinaEww! A mouse! Icky-icky-icky-poo yuck!
BrattinaGet him off me, Catgut! Get him off!
Sakes alive! That’s no mouse! That’s a little bitty muffy doggy!
Bra-Bra-Bra-Bra-Bra-Brat-t-t-ti-ti-ti-tina! Whoa!
We have to save that cute little old pup!
(Angry with her) Just for this, Brattina: You’ll get no stewed prunes for a week!
BrattinaThere. That should fix any icky-poo mice that come in here. There are enough scary traps to catch a zillion yucky mices, eh, Catgut?
(meows)
What? Brattina, what is going on?
Brattina“Brattina, what is going on?” I’m trying to catch a mouse, nosy-pants. What’s it look like?
Brattina still thinks Teensy’s a mouse, and she covered the yard with traps.
And here comes the wicked witch of the worst Katrina.
What the…?
AAll
Booga-booga-booga!
It’s Cooler and those miserable mutts. Brattina! Stop those confounded canines! Don’t just stand there, you ninny! Get them!
BrattinaNo! Mommy Dearest, look out!
Ouch! Ow! Ooh! Ah! Ah! Ow!
BrattinaEww! Mommy Dearest, that looks totally painful.
(Angry with her) Not half as painful as the punishment you’ll get for this!
Brattina(Off-screen) But, Mommy Dearest!
(singing) Lots of bricks, Lots of bricks
Build the wall real high
I’ll keep on cementing bricks
Until I touch the sky
Brattina(singing) Stinky bricks, smelly bricks
Mommy Dearest, why?!
If we don’t stop for Christmas,
I’ll whine and scream and cry (whining)
Brattina(in her walkie-talkie) Mommy Dearest, I’m sick of the stinky smelly wall! Come down already, why don’tcha!
Stop whining, Brattina! I want to put one more row of bricks on, and then I’ll be down. (to the audience) Cooler and those crummy canines will never help another mutt escape. (laughs evilly)
Whoa! Looks like Katrina’s been a busy little bad girl.
Come on! Auntie Katrina’s way up there. She’ll never see you leave.
(meows)
BrattinaMommy Dearest! Where did the horsey come from? Can we keep him, Mommy Dearest? Oh, please! Can we keep him?
Stop talking nonsense! What’s going on down there?
Brattina(Off-screen) Holly’s letting Cooler and some dogs and a horsey go out the front gate.
Cooler and some dogs?! Well, stop them, you fool! (noticing the wall has a crack) Oh, no! My wonderful wall!
Looks like Katrina’s plan isn’t all it was cracked up to be. (laughs)
NO!!
Mutts drive me nuts!
(Off-screen) Holly! Get in here this instant!
What’s going on, Auntie Katrina?
Mrs. Vanderspiff and her ritzy friends will be here in 2 hours. Now, go vacuum the front porch, shampoo the drapes, fumigate the bathroom.
BrattinaAnd then you can paint the toenails on my tootsies. Myah!
Yuck!
Brattina, your job is to get this confounded mechanical mutt off me!
BrattinaI’m trying, Mommy Dearest! I’m trying!
Yeah!
(Off-screen) Puppy Power, (howling) we have another puppy for you.
This little dude would like a home.
One from which you’ll never roam.
Search the city from up above and find this pup a child to love.
AArf
(barking) I wanna live with her! (rushing off and wearing a bobble hats and a scarf) When can we leave?
Gee! You’re not in a hurry or anything else, are you?
We’ll pupscalate upstairs and have you adopted before you can say… Katrina Stoneheart.
Keep your eyes peeled, Brattina. I have a feeling something big is about to happen. Aha! There’s a big dopey mutt just asking to be caught! (She realizes it is Howler shaped hot-air balloon) Oh!
(howls)
Brattina! Do something!
BrattinaNo sweat, Mommy Dearest! I’ll smell those flying furballs!
Uh-oh. Looks like we are the catch of the day!
Brattina(singing) I’ve got the stinkers! I’m going to stink ‘em!
AAll
Whoa!
You mangy mutts! Put us down!!
(howls) With pleasure.
Okay, crew! Up, pup and away!
(barks and whimpers)
Get into that cage, you filthy mongrel!
BrattinaAnd don’t show your smelly doggy face again.
Well, don’t just stand there, you two. Where are they?
Where what?
My gifts. It’s Mother’s Day. I’m a mother. Where are my gifts?!
Oh. Here, Auntie Katrina. (She shows Katrina) I made this card myself. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Nobody in the world has a mother like you.
Ooh, isn’t that sweet? (ripping the Mother’s Day card) I hate sweet! This isn’t the gift! I want merchandise! I hope you did better, Brattina.
BrattinaYou betcha. (She shows Katrina a present) Happy Mommy Dearest Day.
A plant? Uck! It disgusts me.
BrattinaBut it’s special, Mommy Dearest. It’s an icky-poo Puppy-Eating Plant.
Puppies, puppies, puppies!
Oh, Brattina! It’s a Mother’s Day dream come true! (kissing Brattina)
BrattinaEww! Totally gross me out, why don’tcha!
I love puppies! Puppies! Puppies!
Freddie dumpling, don’t you worry about that silly old vegetable. We’re going to get you adopted, just as soon as I clean you up with a little old bath.
Whoa! Hold on there, ma’am. This here is Nose Marie’s Day, which means you don’t do Narry no work at all. Yeah.
But…
No buts about it. We’ll get Freddie a super-duper bath.
With my new improved Bath-O-Matic!
Bath-O-Matic home!
BrattinaMommy Dearest, come and see. I watered unfertilized your new plant. Look at it now! Lookie, lookie, lookie!
(meows)
Oh, that is adorable!
Puppies, puppies, puppies! (licks and slurps) I love puppies!
So long, Pound Puppies!
BrattinaI dug the stinky yucky gunky hole. Nice and deep, Mommy Dearest.
Puppies!
With my Puppy-Eating Plant guarding the plant, no mongrel will ever escape again!
Puppies! Puppies! I love puppies!
Whoa! That is one jumbo economy-sized vegetable.
AAll
(groaning) Oh.
Well, it’s been a long day, riding the range partner. And those cow pups are plumb. Dog-type took her out.
Which mean we’re bushed. How does Nose Marie do it every day?
Beats the fleas out of me, but we have puppy proof of how important Nose Marie is to us. So let’s go tell her.
That might not be so easy. Nose Marie is gone!
AAll
What?
She left a note. (reading) Dear gang. I’ve gone to get myself adopted. I just hope my new master likes me.
LLisa
Like her? I love her. She’s the most wonderful puppy ever.
LMLisa’s Mom
Well then, I guess we’ll just have to take her to California with us.
LLisa
Alright!
(barking squeakily)
LDLisa’s Dad
Come on, Lisa. We don’t wanna miss our flight.
(reading continuously) If all goes well, I’ll be flying to California today. I missed you all, but at least I’ll be with someone who needs me. Love Nose Marie.
(howls) This is awful. Nose Marie doesn’t think we need her.
Boy! Is she wrong?
And she’s leaving on a plane for California! Oh, what do we do?
We have to stop her. Pound Puppies, let’s start pounding!
Follow me, crew!
Puppies!
Puppies! Puppies! I love puppies! (picking them up)
Stop it, you overgrown ruta eater! Put them down!
Puppies!
Brattina(singing) The icky-poo puppies are gonna be munched! Gonna be munched! Gonna be munched! The icky-poo puppies are gonna be munched! The plant has caught them all!
Eat your puds off us, you overgrown salad bar!
Oh! Now I know why you should eat vegetables, so they eat you!
Oh, I just love little puppies! Love them, love them, love them!
Well, what do you know? He does love puppies. (laughs)
What?! You’re supposed to eat them, not love them, you-you weed!
The only things I eat are people and kitty-cats who are mean to puppies!
To the airport-a-rooney and step on it!
There are some things that even I won’t eat! Ugh!
(sighs) I’m miserably hot. The only comfort is knowing those mutts so suffering more than I am.
BrattinaEww! I don’t think so, Mommy Dearest. Look!
Good luck, Pound Puppies!
Thanks, Holly!
Stop those mongrels!
Oh, blast it all! They’re getting away!
Brattina(sniffs) Mommy Dearest, did you smell something? I think someone is having a cookout.
No, Brattina dear. It’s the smell of our bare feet sizzling on the hot pavement.
AAll
Whoa!
Air mailing ourselves to Alaska is a super-nifty idea, Cooler!
But, kids, please, don’t try this at all.
I just hope I haven’t already seen the inflight movie.
(Off-screen) There they are!
AAll
Uh-oh!
Those walking float mongrels won’t get away from me! Grab them!
Let’s hit the friendly skies, guys!
Gotcha! No! Let go of me!
BrattinaTake your gunky hands off me! Eww! Icky!
(meows)
No! Get me out of here! Let me out I say! Where are we going?!
Oh! I’m freezing. And tha-a-at’s all the bunch of those c-c-c-crooked c-c-c-canines. Those mutts drive me nuts!
BrattinaCome on, Catgut. We have to go far with Mommy Dearest.
(meows)
Let’s see. We have dog traps, doormats, dog cage, kitty litter.
BrattinaWell, bust my back already, why don’tcha!
Now, Pierre, what do you have in a vehicle that will smash anything in its path?
PPierre
I see this may lose it to it now.
Oh, yes! Yes! Yes!
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