“The Rescue Pups” quotes from Pound Puppies (1986)

Howler

(Off-screen) Puppy Power, (howling) we have another puppy for you.

Cooler

This little dude would like a home.

Nose Marie

One from which you’ll never roam.

Bright Eyes

Search the city from up above and find this pup a child to love.

(barking) I wanna live with her! (rushing off and wearing a bobble hats and a scarf) When can we leave?

Whopper

Gee! You’re not in a hurry or anything else, are you?

Cooler

We’ll pupscalate upstairs and have you adopted before you can say… Katrina Stoneheart.

Katrina

Keep your eyes peeled, Brattina. I have a feeling something big is about to happen. Aha! There’s a big dopey mutt just asking to be caught! (She realizes it is Howler shaped hot-air balloon) Oh!

Howler

(howls)

Katrina

Brattina! Do something!

Brattina

No sweat, Mommy Dearest! I’ll smell those flying furballs!

Cooler

Uh-oh. Looks like we are the catch of the day!

Brattina

(singing) I’ve got the stinkers! I’m going to stink ‘em!

Whoa!

Katrina

You mangy mutts! Put us down!!

Howler

(howls) With pleasure.

Cooler

Okay, crew! Up, pup and away!

I don’t believe it!

(coming out and barking)

It’s a puppy just like the one I dreamed about!

(barks)

What a great bark! I think I’ll call you Arf!

Cooler

Ah. Another perfectamundo adaption.

Jody, what are you doing with that dog?

Can I keep him, mom? His name’s Arf.

(barks)

We’ve discussed this before, hon. No dogs. They’re too much work.

But, mom!

(barks again)

And besides, all dogs ever do is bark.

(barks again)

See what I mean? We don’t need the extra noise around here. (She goes back in)

(sadly) I guess I’ll (barking) go back to the pound now.

Cooler

Gee, this adoption wasn’t as perfectamundo as I thought.

Huh? Hey! Come back here!

(barks)

Jody, why is this dog here? Jody? Where are you?

What? She’s gone! Is Jody in some sort of trouble?

Beat the way, Arf. I’m right behind you.

Whopper

Here’s Jungle pup Whopper searching the forest for something to keep Jody warm!

Bright Eyes

(Off-screen) HELP!

Whopper

The jungle pup princess has been captured by the dreaded black panther! Yeah! Our hero can swing in option! (swinging to rescue Bright Eyes) Whoa-hoa-hoa! Without any panther’s own safety, Jungle pup Whopper dives endureth the monster of biomass bear tape!

Whoa!

Whopper

Now I know why we dogs learn a lot on the couch.

Bright Eyes

Good work, Whopper! This ought to keep Jody nice and toasty. Come on!

Katrina

What do you think you’re doing?! Get off my truck this instant!

Cooler

Booga-booga-booga!

You know, Arf, Jody said you needed us. But after tonight, I think we need you even more.

Does that mean I can keep him, mom?

It sure does! But only if you promise never to pull a stunt like this again.

Oh, I promise!

(barks and then covers his mouth)

And, Arf, anything you wanna bark, it’s okay with me.

(barks again)

Cooler

We couldn’t have said it better ourselves.

Howler

Arf! Arf! (howling)