(Off-screen) Holly! Get in here this instant!
What’s going on, Auntie Katrina?
Mrs. Vanderspiff and her ritzy friends will be here in 2 hours. Now, go vacuum the front porch, shampoo the drapes, fumigate the bathroom.
And then you can paint the toenails on my tootsies. Myah!
Brattina, your job is to get this confounded mechanical mutt off me!
I’m trying, Mommy Dearest! I’m trying!
Oh, no! All the news! It can’t be!
If I didn’t know better, I’d say that looks like Bright Eyes.
(howling) It is Bright Eyes.
NNewscaster
We’re here at Bruno’s Meat Market scene of a bold robbery. Mr. Bruno, what exactly happened?
BBruno
Well, I was slicing veal cutlets when this here vicious criminal-type canine comes in and steals my weenies.
We have to stop Bright Eyes before she strikes again!
Yeah. If she stole weenies, she may be building up to b-b-baloney’s.
Pound Puppies, let’s start pounding!
TToots
Bright Eyes, go grab damn cookies and cakes and bring them here.
Anything for my peachy king friend.
TToots
You really would do anything for me, wouldn’t you, kid?
Sure, Toots! That’s what friends are for!
TToots
(gasps) Wait a minute. I don’t know who’s the bigger sucker. Bright Eyes or me.
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