SDr. Simon
I’m finished, Miss Stoneheart. Here’s my bill.
Huh! This is the last time I spend money on shots that don’t hurt. It’s an outrage!
SDr. Simon
Good day, Miss Stoneheart.
Wait a minute. You build me for 10 shots. There are only 5 dogs in this pound.
SDr. Simon
Nope. They were 10.
BrattinaIt's Cooler and those icky-poo gang.
And I just paid for their shots! Stop them!
Brattina
They escaped, Mommy Dearest! Cooler helped every one of your yucky puppies get away!
Brattina
Hear that, Mommy Dearest? It’s that icky-poo puppy and her yucky bird.
I know, but where are they hiding?
Brattina
Catgut says they’re under the gunky ground.
Worms and gophers are underground, you furball. Not dogs and birds. Now quit clowning around.
(writing down on the clipboard) Four more cute little old pups ready for adoption, Cooler.
Let’s just hope they’re ready to meet the evil queen of creepiness. Katrina Stoneheart.
Welcome, doggies. Now, let’s get one thing straight right off the bat. You’ll never escape from my pound! NEVER! (blowing the pups into the cage)
(meows then laughs in an evil grin)
Brattina
And no one can help you, not even Cooler and his icky-poo puppy pals.
And if Cooler’s pack shows up around here, we’ll be waiting with… the Vacuum Vortex.
Cooler and his mongrel mob will be turned into a canine cage! (laughs evilly)
Yes, folks! It dices, it slices, and it’s only 1995! (laughs)
Uh-oh! It’s on to us, crew! Let’s hit the pain!
Why is that bucket of boats chewing up garbage cans?
Brattina
Maybe it’s hungry.
Blasted contraption must need a tune-up. Take it back to the garage, Brattina!
Brattina
Yes, sure, Mommy Dearest. Come on, Vacuum.
Sorry, Pal. I guess my invention was a bust.
But Katrina’s invention is back in action.
Brattina
The Vacuum Vortex is all turned up, Mommy Dearest.
Excellent, Brattina! Now, let’s give it a vile demonstration. Are you ready, Catgut?
Brattina
We just set the gunky controls to the cat.
Get out of my face, you coward!
Brattina
Mommy Dearest, you look scary.
But it works, Brattina. It works! Now we can finish our Cooler and his pack of pesky pooches, for good! (laughs evilly)
Be super-duper quiet, Pal. I’ll bet the Vacuum Vortex can hear a pin drop.
All right, who dropped the pin?
Sorry! I guess my diaper drooped. Oh, how embarrassed.
Well, undroop it. Let’s get outta here!
(laughs evilly) Oh, at last! The Vacuum Vortex is about to crush Cooler and his cronies!
Shake a leg, crew! In fact, shake all 4 legs!
Yee-haw! Ride ‘em, cowdog!
Brattina
Mommy Dearest, it’s that yucky icky-poo, Cooler.
Get him, you reckless hunk of junk! Suck him off!
Hmm. This pony ride needs a minor adjustment. R-A-T spells rat, which stands for Katrina!
Oh! Oh, no! It’s gone berserk! Oh! Oh! Run for it!
Brattina
Eww! Icky-yucky, stinky smelly cages!
Someday, I’ll get you for this, Cooler. Someday!
And someday, Katrina may find the key to unlock a cage, but not someday soon! (laughs)
Hey, check it out. That’s the correctamundo street: Grove Avenue.
It won’t be long now, Bessie honey.
Aha! There they are! Cooler and his mutt friend all get ahead. Full travel forward!
Brattina
Aye-aye, Mommy Dearest!
No, Brattina! Watch where you’re going!
You crud! Where did you get your driving license?
Brattina
I’m only 11 years old, Mommy Dearest. I don’t have a license. In fact, I don’t even know how to drive. That’s all.
Don’t cry, puppies. No one’s going to hurt you.
Holly! Get away from those filthy beasts!
But, Auntie Katrina, they’re so frightened!
Frightened? They should be terrified! (laughs evilly) Because my pound is now equipped with… (Copter-Catcher appears up above) …the Copter-Catcher! No dog will ever escape again! (laughs evilly)
Brattina
(laughs evilly) What d’you say, Catgut? Let’s give ‘em a little demonstration.
(meows and laughs evilly)
Whoa! Brattina, you fool! Put me down!
Brattina
All right, all right. Have a cow, why don’tcha!
Brattina
Sorry about that, Mommy Dearest.
(angrily) You’ll be more than sorry, young lady! Fly, stay in your room! You’re grounded!
Brattina
But, Mommy Dearest! (sobbing)
Oh! Look at me! Look at me!
There weren’t any puppies in that honey, so let’s not stick around.
Yeah. She’s sticking around for everybody.
Whoa! Brattina, you ninny! Not me! Get those dogs!
Brattina
(Off-screen) I’m trying, Mommy Dearest! I’m trying!
BEBright Eyes and Whopper
(yelping)
Ouch! Ouch! Brattina, what are you doing?! Pull up! Pull UP!
It’s been nice doing you, Bright Eyes!
We may have to put a leash on you two.
Shh! Be very very quiet. (giggles) We have to make sure Catgut is nowhere to be seen.
Remember, kids. Always put garbage in its place. (laughs)
(laughs evilly) The next time Cooler and his mangy mutts show up around here, (laughs again) they’ll be outfoxed by the greatest invention since the paid toilet, the Rover-Roper!
Brattina
Eww! Creepy! How’s it work, Mommy Dearest? How’s it work?
Just hold on to this stuff doggy toy and see for yourself. The Rover-Roper can hunt down any mutt from 100 yards. Watch.
Brattina
Oh! Make it stop, Mommy Dearest! Make it stop!
We’ll be back in 2 shakes of a pup’s tail, Cooler.
We’ll take good care of your puparoos til then. See you soon.
Brattina
Help, Mommy Dearest! Help!
Brattina
Icky-poo-ho-ho-ho!
With the Rover-Roper, Cooler and his pack are doomed! (laughs maniacally) What?!
Brattina
Yap dog is licking me! Doggy drool! Doggy germs!
You won’t get away this time, Cooler!
I hate that dog. (She looks at Catgut and he begins to fire-breathe at him but he is holding the lid to stop it)
Alright, Candy, Mandy and Andy. I want you all to help me whip up a cake for the big party with your mum and dad get back. And when we’re done, I’ll let ya all lick the spoon.
(coughing) No, puppies! We’re supposed to work together. (coughing again)
Come back here with that spoon!
Yeah! We got to lick it too!
You’ll never lick this spoon!
CMCandy and Mandy
Let’s get him!
RARed Alert Pup
Red Alert! Pups on the loose! Red Alert! Pups on the loose!
Oh, no! The puppies went upstairs!
Katrina’s sure to catch them!
Pound Puppies, let’s start pounding!
You’ll never lick this spoon! Not in a million years!
No, but we’re gonna lick you!
(gasps) What’s this? There’s a crummy dog loose in the yard!
CMCandy, Mandy and Andy
(gasp)
It’s round-up time. (laughs maniacally)
(Off-screen) Katrina’s about to do in those poor little poochies!
Oh, no she won’t! Not after I bow-wower with a little of my patented puppy love.
Brattina
Rope them, Mommy Dearest! Rope them!
(laughs evilly) What?! Doggy drool!
CMCandy, Mandy and Andy
Let’s get out of here!
Brattina
I’ll rope that icky-poo Cooler, Mommy Dearest!
Not me, you crazy contraption! Ah! Let me go!
Quick! Take the pups back downstairs!
(sighs) One kiss from Cooler, and any woman goes wild. (laughs)
Brattina, don’t just stand there! Untie me!
Brattina
Eww! No way! A yucky puppy kissed you. Double icky-poo!
Quiet, you walking free bark! (letting them out of the truck) And stop frolicking. I hate frolicking. Now get your tails in those cages!
And I never want to see or hear any one of you dogs again.
Wha? Runaway pup! Sick him, Brattina!
Brattina
Eww! Come back here, you stinky smelly pup!
Brattina
Oh! Oh!
You’re going to get it for this, dog! Not even Cooler can help you!
Game time, puppy dumplings! (releasing the puppies)
And here’s the kick-off-a-rooney! (kicking the football in the air)
(cheering) Pushing back! Pushing back! Way back!
Brattina
Yuck! Help, Mommy Dearest! They’re getting doggy drool all over me! Eww!
(blowing his whistle) Drool, little ferret!
Relax, fella. Katrina fumbled the ball. We win!
Brattina
Ahh!
Well, this game’s history, team. Let’s hit the showers!
Yoo-hoo, Buddy? Where are you, dumpling?
(Off-screen) In here, guys!
Whoa! What’s shaking, kiddo?
I just cooked up some dog biscuits.
For you, guys. After I ate the ones Nose Marie made, it’s the least I could do.
It’s my way of saying sorry for all the stuff I did wrong. And as for Bob, he’s not really real. He’s just pretend.
(becoming visible) I filled him in, Buddy.
And now, Buddy, my buddy, it’s time to take you to meet your new master. Pound Puppies, let’s start pounding!
Oh, boy, you got to get a master.
Uh-oh, a pupscalator jam. We gotta push him through! Buddy’s up here all alone!
Uh! Why did Buddy have to have such a big imagination?
Now, with these new padlocks, I’m going to lock you pups away forever.
Brattina
Eww, look, Mommy Dearest! It’s that yucky runaway dog!
Brattina
Nothing can save the icky-poo troublemaking bow-wow now.
Oh, no! It-It feels like an earthquake!
KBKatrina and Brattina
Oh!
Brattina
What is that, Mommy Dearest?
I don’t know, but it’s not getting in here!
That should teach Katrina not to be so cagey. (laughs)
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