Brattina, Katrina and others in “The Bird Dog”

Hear that, Mommy Dearest? It’s that icky-poo puppy and her yucky bird.

I know, but where are they hiding?

(meows)

Catgut says they’re under the gunky ground.

Worms and gophers are underground, you furball. Not dogs and birds. Now quit clowning around.

(meows)