[After Carmen hits April Tuna with a car during her driving test]
GGodfrey
I think you just killed a girl. That's gonna cost you some points.
“Ex, Lies and Videotape” · Season 1, Episode 11
In this episode: Sam McPherson (2), Brooke McQueen (2), Mary Cherry (1)
I cannot work this way.
Fine, quit! Go back to cheerleading.
Y'know what? Don't even get your hopes up. I would fire you before I quit. Now Harrison-
You can't fire me Brooke. 'Cos you're fired.
You can't fire me, I quit! But y'know- ... Shh!... One more thing Sam, You're fired!
What? [both storm off in opposite directions]
[on camera, explaining why they erased the tape about Josh] ...we'll be able to sleep at night.
Well, at least Sam will be able to. She snores - the doorframe literally rattles.
Brooke talks in her sleep-the most exotic fantasies...
Moving on...
I'm Sam McPherson...
and I'm Brooke McQueen, reporting for EnterTEENment Today.
Oh, don't worry honey. I took that same exact test, and my results said 'Mary Cherry, you are destined to become a serial killer'!
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