April Tuna, Sam and others in “Hope in a Jar”

Hello Harrison John. Though you are not the dream boy I have bondage fantasies about... that would be the hard bodied Stone Cold... You would be an adequate setting for the fiery ruby that is April Tuna. Please pick me up Friday at 8 o'clock with expensive hothouse corsage in hand.

You know what April? You're too late, I snagged him first.

Hey, sorry April.

Yeah, well, I'm not sure if you're Alpha male for me anyway, you scrawny Beta Harrison John.

Ouch, rejected by April Tuna…