JJane
I'm not going to be one of those parents that lives in denial.
Please be one of those parents.
“Tonight's the Night” · Season 1, Episode 8
In this episode: Sam McPherson (2), Lily Esposito (2), Brooke McQueen (1)
All I need is permission from a health administrator and I can pass out condoms. Can I have your blessing?
NGNurse Glass
Sorry, troublemaker. I'm sucking the Mercury right out of your rule-breaking thermometer. See, I've taken the temperature of your little pro-sex plan and I'm throwing down a big ol' bucket of ice chips.
Wow Nicole. I'm impressed that you recognized these as condoms while totally sober.
[Harrison hands the hotel clerk a drivers license]
HCHotel Clerk
Fake?
[Harrison nods]
HCHotel Clerk
Virgin?
[Harrison nods]
HCHotel Clerk
Hooker?
[Harrison shakes 'No']
HCHotel Clerk
Can you pay for the room?
[Harrison hands him the money]
HCHotel Clerk
[gives him the keys] There you go.
Mom, we have Cinemax. We don't need to discuss sex.
Sam's right. For once. With books, the internet, Lil' Kim videos, we're really educated.
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