Mary Cherry quotes from Popular

Nicole

Look at how obvious they are. Just staring at us...

Coveting our lives...

Mary Cherry

...our men, our plastic surgery...What? It's no big deal. I just had a rib removed.

Miss Glass

What the hell's going on back there?

Mary Cherry's burner just flared. Her eyebrows are gone! Awesome!

Mary Cherry

OH MY GOD! Am I blind? Why is everything so white?

Miss Glass

Because you're staring at my labcoat. You're fine Cherry, just slightly singed.

Mary Cherry

Mamma, I made it. I got nominated fer Homecomin' Queen!

Cherry Cherry

Well hot-digity baby girl, it's about time you win at somethin'. Ya know, Mamma here's a former Miss Texas, Miss America runner-up. You think you got what it takes to carry on the family tradition? Ya gotta huge enough head to balance that tiara on!

Why should we vote for you?

Cherry Cherry

Well, you probably shouldn't cause my daughter has treated you like freaks, which you are...

Mary Cherry

So to make amends, here's $100 apiece.

We need to respect the Janitors' protest until their concerns are addressed.

Mary Cherry

They don't want to be addressed. I offered to buy that fat, bald one a new push-broom. He barked at me.

Sugar Daddy

Damn, ya'll even got Principal Hall to back Gwyneth.

Mary Cherry

Loosely.

Nicole

She thought she was signing a hall pass. [laughs]

Nicole

When did you speak to him?

Mary Cherry

Why didn't you come get us?

Nicole

Where was he calling from?

Mary Cherry

What was he buying her?

Sugar Daddy

Ten Minutes ago. Shoes. Gucci... and I lost him at the escalator.

Nicole

I gave her a blow out that would have straightened the pacific coast highway and now look!

Mary Cherry

What's scary is that April Tuna is the black hole of beauty.

Nicole

No! She's the ultimate make-over challenge. Listen up, chicken of the sea, our Glamazon icon, our very lifestyle is at risk and I don't lose! Got it? Get ready to strike a pose, or else.

Brooke

Does anyone have any nosh? Fruit, frozen yogurt, tuna packed in water?

Carmen

[to Sam] Who carries tuna packed in water?

Lily

Wait, I have something. It's a Cert covered in lint!

Mary Cherry

Give it to me! I'm the thinnest, I need the nourishment!

I'm gonna have to give you a ticket.

Cherry Cherry

And I'm gonna have to give you the finger.

That's it. I'm booking you! Spread em!

Cherry Cherry

Only after a wedding proposal and a credit check!

Cherry Cherry

Good news, the wedding is back on!

Mary Cherry

But mama, how could this be?

Cherry Cherry

Don't be stupid, stupid. I was just bluffing until Erik Estrada signed the pre-nup. ...What the hell happened to you? You look like a Make-a-Wish kid.

Nicole

In one hour, I'll have a new right knee cap. And once again, I'll be perfect. Thanks, Mary Cherry.

Mary

As you know, Nic, I'll do anything to be popular. Anything! Hey, um, is that anesthetic Darvon drip taking effect, hon? Just count backwards from the number of your last sexual partner.

Nicole

Nine hundred nine, 908... [loses consciousness]

Mary

Yeah. I'll do anything to be popular... except vandalize my stunning beauty. Now, who's knee cap can I buy thus reeling in status yet remaining scar-free?

Mary

You know Joe, I wanna thank you.

I told you Mary Cherry, rubbing that whole jar of Creme De La Mer into your back, I was thrilled to do it.