May quotes from Pokémon

I must be in heaven!

No, you're just at the mall.

Time to fly!

Hey, you get back here!

Sorry. We can't hear you!

But you haven't heard the last of us!

They're getting away, and this fog is covering their escape!

It will be impossible to follow 'em!

[smugly] I can figure this maze out with my eyes closed! [immediately runs into a dead end]

[deadpan] Maybe you should try it with your mouth closed.

All right, Pikachu, are you ready to go to the next gym?

Pikachu

Pikachu.

Fresh off a victory at the Mauville Gym, which earned him his third badge, Ash can't wait to get to his next battle, in hopes of qualifying for the Hoenn League.

Hey, Ash, what's the name of the next town we're going to?

Huh? [chuckles] Come to think of it, Max, I guess I'm not sure.

[disappointed] That's great.

Well, I happen to know, our next stop is Fallarbor Town.

That doesn't sound right?

Yeah, this says the next gym is in Lavaridge Town.

Well, if Lavaridge Town is my next badge, then that's where we're going.

Pikachu

Pika pika.

Now wait just a minute, Ash! Nurse Joy said the next Pokémon Contest is in Fallarbor Town, so we're going there!

Nope, my battle's in Lavaridge Town!

BUT I'LL MISS MY POKÉMON CONTEST!

LAVARIDGE TOWN!

FALLARBOR TOWN!

FIRST MY GYM BATTLE!

FIRST MY POKÉMON CONTEST!

Alright, settle down, you two.

We'll do both. [The camera cuts to his PokéNav which has two red dots flashing] Those two towns are almost right next to each other.

Great, then why don't we go to Fallarbor Town right now? [turns to Ash] And after that, we can head to Lavaridge Town for your gym battle.

Sounds like a good plan to me.

Okay, I know when I'm outvoted.

Pikachu

Pika.

Then let's hit the road, you guys, and Fallarbor Town, look out!

[voiceover] Let Bagons Be Bagons.

Baaaaaaa... [Starts diving down towards Ash and his friends] ....Gon!

It's coming down!

Run for it!

Ba. Bagon!

I think that Bagon's looking for a fight.

Fine then. Taillow, I choose you! [Sends out Taillow]

Taillow!

Taaiiiiii!

It's probably gonna use that same attack. Taillow, watch out!

Taaiiiiii!

Gon gon gon gon gon, Gon! [Falls down]

Taillow, dodge it.

Taillow! [Flies upwards]

Now, Taillow, use Wing Attack.

Taillow!

Ha!

Oh!

Huh?

[on her phone] Taillow: target spotted. Speed: 85, Angle: 34 degrees, Range to target: 16 metres, calculating probable coordinates for next collision vector. [The camera cuts to Taillow] Bagon, shift one metre to the left.

It dodged it.

[to Ash and his friends] Hey, if you fools all lost your minds, where do you get off launching a sneak attack on my Bagon like that?

What are you talking about? Your Bagon attacked us first!

Oh, yeah, well if it's a fight you're after, you've got your wish!

We never said that.

We were just innocently walking along the path when your Bagon came swooping down on us from the cliff.

Oh, uh, that's what happened? [Removes her sunglasses] Sorry about that. Guess I should have asked first instead of assuming you were attacking.

Forget about it, no problem. [Holds Michelle's hand] Some of the world's greatest romances began with silly little misunderstandings!

Are you alright?

My name's Brock, I'll be just fine if you tell me who you are.

Okay, I'm Michelle.

Ah, Michelle, what a beautiful name!

Hi, I'm Ash from Pallet Town.

And I'm Max.

My name's May. Hi!

Pikachu

Pika, Pikachu.

Hey, Max. Great win, Way to go!

[tearfully heartbroken] What's so great about it? [Corphish tries to confort him]

Oh, poor Max. I guess Corphish chopped his heart in two with its pincer!

Blu, blu, blu, blu!

Swablu!

You were caught red-handed!

But don't be Swablu.

Blu, blu, blu!

Team Rocket!

Pikachu

Pika!

Prepare for trouble, we want the feathers!

Make it double, we're all togethers!

To protect the boss from insomniation!

To unite a well-rested nation!

To denounce the evils of lack of sleep!

To extend our reach to the Sandman's Keep!

Jessie!

James!

Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!

Surrender now to the foils of fatigue or prepare to fight, fight, fight!

Meowth, that's right!

Wobbuffet!

Humans can have that same problem.

Really? What are you, an expert now?

Well, as a matter fact, I am. After spending time with you day after day, I felt like I was going berserk myself.

What was that?!

Don't hurt me! It was a joke.

[gasps] Now Max, you know I'd never hurt my sweet, adorable, little brother.

Hmm.

But maybe you should watch what you say, just in case!

[in unison] Oh, no!

[shocked] What was that explosion?!

[fueled with fury] That does it! You'll regret ever coming to this town! [The Team Rocket trio tremble in fear]

Okay, so now I'm afraid.

Why is Dad flipping out like that?

Good Lord!

NOW, SLAKING!!! [Slaking furiously runs out of the greenhouse and in front of Team Rocket]

Wow, look at that!

Pikachu

Pika!

[roars ferociously] SLAKIIIIIIINNNGGG!!!!! [the roar makes the Team Rocket trio shriek]

Go, Slaking, give 'em your Focus Punch! [Slaking hurls Focus Punch on the Team Rocket trio, sending them flying into the air]

What was that?

King of the jungle.

In that case, we just got the royal treatment.

We're blasting off again!

Incredible! Raising your voice to a girl just 'cause she's looking in the mirror.

Talk about nerve! Standin' around gazing at yourself while your friends are all waiting.

What did you say?!

You heard me!

Wanna know what your problem is?

I already know!

Brock, is it only me, or have they been fighting all day?

All day.

I wish they could just bring it to a close already.

No kidding.

I can't stand you, Ash Ketchum!

Gee, I'm heartbroken!

Excuse us, you two lovebirds.

Oscar is the name.

I'm Andi, and love is the name.

Check out those guys. What's up with them?

Hello, gorgeous.

Seeing how much in love you two appear to be...

We thought we'd offer you a challenge.

Us, in love?

[with his arms folded] Huh! That's a laugh!

Hardy har har!

Hmm mmm mmm. That's what young lovebirds always say.

And fighting's the first sign of love.

It's pretty obvious that you two were in the middle of a fight, right?

That means...

You two are in love.

We don't think, we know.

Told you. You answered together.

That was the worst battle ever.

Yeah, you were pretty pathetic, alright.

Excuse me, You are the one who had lost it for us.

You got something to say?

I just did!

Oh, yeah?

Hey, Brock, am I just having déjà vu? This sounds familiar.

Pikachu

Pika Pika.

[cheerfully] Let me explain something. Believe it or not, this sort of turmoil has been going on between a man and a woman since the beginning of time.

Whoa.

You just had to stick your Cacnea's nose where it wasn't needed.

I wouldn't talk if I were you. If your Seviper hadn't tried to save the world, Cacnea and I could have won back there.

Let's talk about saving the world. Seviper and I had our hands full just trying to keep you and your Cacnea from getting blown away.

Gee, thanks anyway, but we all blasted off just like always.

Have you ever considered that perhaps our 'blasting off' expertise comes from YOUR side of the family?

Take that back!

I'm just getting warmed up, incompetent blue-haired bigmouth!

Oh yeah, well at least I'm not ugly!

Now that's crossing the line, Buster!

[cheerfully] Yep, I knew that one would do the trick! Ah, yes. [sings] Ugly, ugly, ugly, Jessie is so ugly!

[sings] La la la la.

And Pokémon actually take orders from these clowns?

[to May, who she is teaming up with against James and Ash] I hope you're ready. With our combined feminine prowess, they'll be toast in no time flat!

[nervously] Uhh... well, yeah, I suppose I wouldn't mind knocking Ash down a peg or two.

[to Ash] Let's blow those whining women to the Dark Ages, right where they belong!

[as if to say "That's a little extreme..."] Mmm... yeah, okay!

[to Bulbasaur] Now throw Lairon with all your might.

Bulbasaur!

Send Shockwave now!

Lai.... [Uses Shockwave on May's Bulbasaur] ...ron!

Bulbasaur!

So that's it. Who'd have expected Lairon to use electric attacks?

Yeah! All right!

Just wait, you'll see in a second. [The camera cuts to Lairon who is still using Shock Wave on May's Bulbasaur] That's the whole reason why Lairon didn't dodge Vine Whip.

Bulba! [Becomes paralysed]

Bulbasaur, you've got to get up!

Bulba.

It's paralysed for real this time.

But Shock Wave doesn't paralyse enough an opponent, only it stuns them.

Unless there's contact.

What?

That's right. Since the two of them were directly connected by Bulbasaur's Vine Whip, then the attack had a much greater effect. That was another one of my ideas for mom.

I've got to hand it to her. That attack was beautiful and effective, just like Sandra said it would be.

[to her Bulbasaur] Come on, don't give up. [The sparks disappear from Bulbasaur's body] Huh?

It's obvious Bulbasaur has taken a lot of damage. Will May be able to recoup in time?

Metal Claw, Lairon! Go!

Lairon! Lairon! [Uses Metal Claw on Bulbasaur]

Bulbasaur!

[appears from the right side of the screen] Bulbasaur is out of the battle, and Savannah continues on to the final round!

Hey wait, I'm not done fighting!

Yes, you are!

Huh?

Where's your concern for your Pokemon's health, May?!

That is a coordinator's Number 1 priority, not winning.

By now, you should know that.

As soon as Spoink sees anything round, it gets all excited and just plops it up on its head.

I can understand Spoink's excitement, but still...

Electrode.

Wait, that's not your pearl.

Spoink!

Elec... [Gets carried by Spoink's psychic power and lands on its head] ...trode.

Cool it, Spoink.

Don't mess with this one.

Electrode. [Uses Explosion and sends everyone flying]

That's an Explosion attack gone awry!

This is gonna be a lot harder than I thought.

Pikachu

Pikachu.

Mudkip.

Hey, is that it? [Picks up Spoink's pearl] This is it, guys. [The pearl glows and floats back to Spoink's head]

It's a perfect fit.

Beautiful.

Now do you feel better, Spoink?

Spoink. [Jumps off joyfully] Spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink.

[crying] Torrrkooaaalll!

Torkoal's obviously happy.

Imagine if it didn't find its pearl.

Spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink.

Careful, you don't lose it again, OK?

Arrggh! [They fall into a pit]

Not another one of these holes!

Prepare for trouble, that's the name of our game!

Make it double, it's our claim to fame!

To protect the world from devastation!

To unite all peoples within our nation!

To denounce the evils of truth and love!

To extend our reach to the stars above!

Jessie!

James!

Team Rocket blasting off at the super speed of light!

Surrender now or prepare to fight, fight, fight!

Meowth, that's right!

Wobbuffet!

Team Rocket!

But not the Team Rocket from days of old.

We're a brand new Team Rocket, fresh-faced in bold.

Yeah, how so?

First off, there's this. [Cuts a rope with some scissors and a boulder falls down while Ash and his friends get lifted in a net]

How do you like us now?

There's plenty more where that came from.

Magikarp.

It's not changing color it's showing its true color!!!

That Feebas is a fraud!

Great, another Magikarp.

Prepare for trouble, we're hungry to fight! Make it double we're- Hey, forget that there's food here! Dinner is served!

Guess they're not too concerned about table manners.

Ah, that hit the spot! Full timmies happy hearts! We are the world! Yes, peace in love! Now, back to evil! How far did I get? Right around make it double! Right, make it double! To protect the world from devonstation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie! And James! Team Rocket ate your lunch at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight, fight, fight! That's right! Wobbuffet!