A character in Pokémon
Played by Jan Nonhof
Pokémon · 1,435 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Pokémon: in 244 of its 1,435 quotes
Most scenes with: Jessie (193), James (184), Wobbuffet (48)
[looks at the glue, which has him stuck to Lucario] Cinder. (Of course.)
I see a light bulb going on.
Who cares? No sweat!
That tricky trumpet glue's keeping your attacking prowess at bay!
Groo-Groo-Groo-Grookey! [I really want you to catch me, Goh!]
Come on! You really want the brainy twerp to catch you?
Would you like that, Grookey?
Grookey! [Yes!]
This is no time for a translation!
No, stop! I was pulling your leg!
[whips out his Pokéball] Grookey, let's go!
I call first dibs on you! [throws Rocket ball at Grookey]
Pokéball, go!
[As both Pokéballs fly to Grookey, it swats the Rocket ball back to Jessie hitting her in the face, before catching itself into Goh's]
Grookey! [Allow me!] [catches itself sucessfully]
[Note: Many fans often claim that "Ash should have gotten Grookey because it is tradition that Ash catches at least one starter per series and that Grookey has the same personality as him." However, had Grookey been caught by Ash, it can be universally hated by fans for being a Rowlet ripoff (comic relief and using a special gimmick), a Bulbasaur ripoff (similar to Torterra and Snivy), a Bayleef ripoff if it only remained in its midstage or a Sceptile ripoff if it is intended to be the main ace. Also, because Ash is an official region Champion, had the writers continued giving Ash more starters, it will be seen as a permanent downgrade in Ash's skills. This is why the writers gave Goh all three Galar starters similar to Ash owning all three starters from Kanto, Johto and Unova.]
[The Team Rocket learn that the cafe owner is none other than Cassidy!]
Cassidy?!
What are you doing in a place like this?!
I venture in a guess that you are on some super secret Team Rocket mission! Am I right?
Missed it by a mile. I quit. [The gang are confused]
My leg's been pulled by a mile quite enough.
Team Rocket was part of my life but it wasn't all.
Things besides Team Rocket?
Just what do you mean?
It's true we were elite members, miles above you, but all those failed mission reports- awful! The grind had simply worn us down.
[A familiar face and voice steps out of the bakery. It's Butch who also quit Team Rocket!]
[excited] We have customers? [shocked to see Jessie, Wobbuffet and Meowth] IT CAN'T BE YOU!
So, who are you?
Normally, I wouldn't answer that but I'm glad to show you...[the gang freak out]
Botch, it's you!
The name's Butch, okay?! The name is BUTCH!
[Later, Jessie, Wobbuffet and Meowth are enjoying bread Butch gave them]
Yum! What is this?
It rocks my world!
Wobbuffet! [So delicious!]
Ehh...to tell the truth...
Don't say another word. All those lousy, loser reports and the grind had simply worn you down, right?
[a bit annoyed] Look, it's my story to tell so let me talk.
Cassidy gave us the lowdown.
Huh? You already met with her?
Butch, we like to pay for that yummy food you gave us by working for it.
THE NAME IS BOTCH! [realizes that Jessie pronounced his name correctly] Hmmm...she's right.
A Gourgeist, eh?
Jessie caught one in Kalos back in the day.
[yawn and uninterested] So her second is Gourgeist? [Wait a second...] A Gourgeist?! That woman calls herself a movie star gets it! Listen up, Gourgeist is being fought!
Wobba, Wobba! [That's what we told you!]
Yeah, that makes sense...
Frilly girl is not bad. She's not that bad at all.
The only reason she got here is because we trained her up.
A bouquet of thinking roses would be kind of nice.
Wobbuffet! [I couldn't agree more!]
Told you the twerp's completely outclassed.
Have you lost it?
Are you mad?
[enraged] I'M TOTALLY NOT MAD!
Wobba wobba wob! [Take it easy!]
It's Pikachu time!
I smell turnaround!
Pikachu, don't even think about losing! Do you hear me?!
Wobba Wobba! [Come on and win this, Pikachu!]
[Cynthia's Spiritomb drains Dragonite of her strength using Dream Eater multiple times]
You know, that's absolutely vicious!
Didn't I tell you they're strong?
Dragonite's power is slowly drained away.
Wobbuffet. [So horrifying.]
[The Team Rocket gang race to the front row to check on Ash's progress]
Hey twerp, what's up? Where did that first round fighting spirit run off to?
You're leaving us in the loser's lurch!
Wobbuffet. [Get yourself together.]
Finally, he pulls off an upset that I'm happy about!
Defeating both the Hoenn and Sinnoh Champions means one thing.
It's not luck!
Wobbu! [No it isn't!]
[Just then, the Rocket gang realized something...]
We did have a reason for being here, right?
To provide commentary for fun and profit and...
Steal some super strong Pokémon!
Wobbuffet. [Oh yeah, we forgot about that.]
[recalls his Lucario] Lucario, return. You gave it all that you had. I already knew Leon's strong! Even if I'm ahead, he catches up!
Leon looks like he's not even trying.
Oh, Ash.
He'll be fine! No need to worry!
Dragapult's just too powerful.
This could be bad news for the twerp.
Get it together! We're up here cheering our little lungs out!
Wobbuffet! [Get your act together!]
Why, you big Champion jerk!
He keeps grabbing the momentum.
Nope. Pikachu and Dracovish are still in this thing.
Wobbuffet! [I'm still worried though!]
Ash, thanks to you and your Pokémon, my Pokémon and I are truly living up to our greatest potential. But it's kind of really sad. You have two Pokémon. True, this battle has been great, but it's soon about to end.
The Twerps are history! Where did they go?
How unusual. They were headed this way...
If this keeps up, I'll never get the sweet head pat rewards from the loving hands of the Boss.
Moving up to division leadership!
Social advancement and a party!
Full tummies!
We want food!
Wobbuffet!
Hatt...
Oh, wait. Who is that Pokémon?
Hattrem!
What a racket! What's the problem?
It's the twerp replay.
You don't think they came to reassess the Squirtle Squad, do you?
Stop, that's not even half a joke!
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