A character in Pokémon
Played by Jan Nonhof
Pokémon · 1,435 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Pokémon: in 244 of its 1,435 quotes
Most scenes with: Jessie (193), James (184), Wobbuffet (48)
So this is where those sticky fingers hang out. Now I've gotta give Jessie and James the lowdown.
[Ducklett walks to the entrance of the cave]
DUCK! [INTRUDER!]
AHHH!
[Meowth hides behind the rock]
Ducklett-Duck! [An intruder has followed us!]
I'm a card-carrying member of Team Rocket. Truth is, we're all in the same robbing biz!
Cro-Cro-Croc-Croconaw-Cro-Cro? [Do any of you know what Team Rocket is?]
Small group of people? We're a small group.
Well if you mean us, why didn't it have any effect?!
[still brainwashed by the Beheeyem] I'm afraid idiots are hard to hypnotize.
[Ash, Pikachu, Jessie and James are stunned by the response]
IDIOTS?!?! GRRRR....
[The Beheeyem are scared and take back the insult]
One second. What were we attempting to convey to all of you is that gifted people are hard to hypnotize.
I see. So you're implying we're geniuses?
Mmmm. Whatever you say.
[glad with the others] Now we're getting to the truth of the matter!
[The Beheeyem sigh in relief, as does Meowth]
Glad we got that straight.
[Emolga decides to battle Team Rocket by kicking a rock towards Jessie, who immediately raises a fist]
Want us to bring it on? Looks like someone got off the wrong side of the bed.
[through clenched teeth] If Emolga wants to rumble, let's rumble!
Emolga, you're such a brave and strong Pokémon. I think you should join Team Rocket.
Your fortitude has pre-qualified you to become a team member free of charge.
Act now and you'll get three gourmet meals each and every day along with all the naps you want to take anytime you want to take them! We'll even throw in a Rocket retirement plan.
We have those?
Last time I checked.
What do you say?
Emol... [Let me see...]
[Emolga imagines having a fantasy of being with Team Rocket]
[During Emolga's fantasy] Team Rocket and Emolga blasts off at the speed of light!
[During Emolga's fantasy] Surrender now, or prepare for a quadruple fight!
[During Emolga's fantasy] Meowth, that's right!
[Emolga's fantasy transitions to Ash, Iris & Cilan]
[During Emolga's fantasy] Emolga, how could you?!
[Emolga lets out a mischievous laugh]
Emol-Emol! [Count me in!]
Emolga says it'd be glad to be part of the team.
[The title card comes up]
[voiceover] Summer of Discovery!
[Team Rocket, dressed as chefs, are pushing trolleys of food when they see Ash and his friends with Professor Sycamore and his assistant, Sophie]
As we thought, the twerps did make the scene.
We hit that on the head. With the professor as host, their appearance was a must.
Let's take it slow. And at the right time, we'll whisk all their Pokémon away in one fair swoop.
Working to earn everyone's trust is a must.
YOU! [Team Rocket turn back to her]
Ah, Madame Catherine, you're right on time.
We're just getting our gourmet preparations underway now!
Good, no skimping, please. Keep in mind, Augustine's Trainers have giant appetites and just love to eat. Prepare a ton of food at least.
[saluting] Yes, ma'am!
And if they really like which you all cook, there might just be a little rice in store.
Ahhh! Yummy! [They bow their heads]
[Meanwhile, Ash and his friends are with Professor Sycamore and Sophie and Ash is concluding his story]
And that's what happened.
Mmmm. Wow! Great! What a marvellous experience. You met Mega Lucario?
Mega Evolution is as cool as it gets.
[A flashback featuring Mega Lucario begins]
[voiceover] Everything powers up, including the strength of their moves. It's awesome how strong they get.
[The flashback ends]
I wish I could've seen it too. So I guess you'll be battling Korrina and that powerful Mega Lucario at the Shalour Gym soon?
You bet! The stronger my opponent is, the more fired up I get. I'm gonna win that Gym badge for sure.
Pika.
Well, I hope your stay here will be useful and marvellous at the same time.
Thanks.
[Soon, Sophie is showing Ash and his friends to one of the cabins situated at the Pokémon Summer Camp]
This is the cabin you'll be staying in.
[with stars in her eyes] Mmmm, it's the cutest!
Everyone will be split into teams. As you can see, your team is called "Team Froakie".
Team Froakie, huh? Cool.
[Inside the cabin, Ash puts his backpack down as he, Pikachu, Clemont and Serena, check out the cabin. Bonnie and Dedenne, meanwhile, are sitting on the top bunk of a bed]
'Kay, I call this bed.
Ne ne ne ne.
[Serena opens a window and checks out the sea]
Oh!
Speaking of summer camp, does this bring back any memories of when you two first met each other?
Yeah, it does. Let's make it as much fun as when we were kids.
It's a deal.
Hurry up! Give it back! The Champion's notebook is ours!
Champion?!
It isn't his! This notebook belongs to me!
Don't act so twerpish. It's signed by the Champion himself and you can be sure that the two of us will live happily ever after.
This is an autograph photo I got from Steven Stone.
YOU GOT THAT DUDE'S AUTOGRAPH?!
No joke?!
Honestly...[with her dream of marrying Steven Stone shattered]...NO! THE GOOD LIFE LEFT!
All of that wisdom down the drain!
Next time, don't drop something so confusing!
Keep your book, we'll take your Pokémon!
[The title card comes up]
[voiceover] Alola, Kanto!
[Samson, Professor Kukui and his class have arrived at an airport in the Kanto region)
[happy] Pika!
Here we are!
Hope we get to see a Vileplume.
Horsea and Seadra, too.
[weakly] Vul.
Oh, no. Something wrong, Snowy?
[unhappy] Vul!
Don't you feel well?
[weakly] Vul... [Lillie picks it up]
Poor dear... Now what should I do?
Vul.
Excuse me. Your Vulpix...
Huh?
[The camera cuts to Brock who is carrying a black case]
Would you mind if I examine it? See, I'm actually studying to become a Pokémon doctor.
That would be great. We got off the plane, when all of a sudden...
Leave it to me. [Kneels down to attend to Snowy]
[Meanwhile, a disguised Team Rocket arrive carrying their luggage]
Ugh, this is so depressing.
Going through all this to get to headquarters.
[angrily] So why do we have to take orders from that bob-cut-and-glasses gal, anyway?
We'll get more lectures than all of my school years combined.
[to Matori who is inside a hexagonal bubble] Go away. Go away. GO AWAY!
Hey, no sweat. If we give Loser Locks this honey malasada, she's sure to get in a good mood. [disappointedly agrees] Yeah, like that's gonna work.
[Meanwhile, Snowy is being examined by Brock]
[weakly] Vul.
Hmm...
Vul?
Hm! [Pets Snowy]
Vul!
Just as I suspected. Just a little air sickness.
Oh, thank you very much.
[The camera cuts to Professor Kukui, Samson and the rest of the class]
I wonder what's keeping Lillie.
Hm?
[Then, they see Lillie with Brock]
Huh? Whoa! Is that Brock?!
Huh?
[Turns to Ash] Huh?
[runs to Brock with Pikachu] Heyyy! Brock!
[But then, Brock sees a flight attendant lady passing by]
[lovestruck] Whoa! [Runs past Ash and Pikachu causing them to spin]
Whoa!
Ahh... Such a lovely flight attendant in all her radiance. [Takes out a bouquet of flowers] It would be paradise if we flew the lovely skies together! Chasing clouds with you... Soaring... on love's wings. [Gets pulled by the ear by someone's hand] Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-OW!
[We see that the person grabbing Brock's ear is Misty]
All right. I come all the way to pick you up at the airport, and this is the thanks I get?!
Ha! Misty!
[releases her grip and waves to Ash] Hey Ash! How have you been doing?
Ha!
Pika-pika! [Jumps into Misty's arms]
Long time, no see, Pikachu!
[At the Altar of the Sunne, the four island guardians are hovering above their respective pillars and singing in harmony. Then, the four rectangles surrounding each pillar start glowing]
Pi?
Huh? [They turn to the Altar of the Sunne]
What's that?
[Two traces of light on either side make their way upwards to the top of the monument, opening the Altar of the Sunne. Then, the portal beams a light directly onto Nebby]
Huh? Oh, right! The Altar of the Sunne.
Does that mean it's Solgaleo? [The beam goes up into the sky, making everyone cover their eyes due to the brightness, except Gladion] It must be.
What's happening to Nebby?
[Everyone watches as Nebby evolves into Solgaleo and roars]
It's Solgaleo!
Pika!
Nebby turned into Solgaleo?
Unbelievable?
[Steenee, Popplio, Togedemaru and Snowy scream and run away Solgaleo stomps on the ground and roars. Then, Rotom Dex starts taking pictures excitedly]
This is a massive discovery! I can't believe it! Nebby evolved two times, and now it's none other than the legendary Alolan Pokémon Solgaleo! Information updated, information updated!
[Meanwhile, Team Rocket and Bewear have seen the action from some distance]
Now that's some fancy schmancy evolution.
[Bewear nods]
Wait, I've seen that. [Looks inside his book] That Pokémon is a legend in the Alola region. It's Solgaleo.
Yeah? Where's all that talk of it being an Alolan Koffing?
Right. Koffing this and Koffing that.
Well, the thing is...
[The camera cuts to a close-up of Jessie and Meowth's faces]
We just had to catch Proto-Koffing in order to save a face.
The thing is...
You blew it! Proto-Koffing and Nano-Koffing are phoney baloney Koffing.
[Wobbuffet appears on the left side of the screen]
Wobbuffet! [Jumps off]
Right, and so are you!
[Wobbuffet then appears on the right side of the screen]
Wobbuffet! [Jumps off]
Say, this weather today...
[squeals]
I found myself on the mercy of the court.
[Jessie and Meowth are shocked by this, so is Wobbuffet]
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
[In the bamboo forest, Team Rocket are harvesting bamboo shoots when Meowth sees a big one]
Bing, ba-da-boom. That baby's big.
Wobba.
What a fine specimen.
[Then, Jessie notices the Ultra Guardians flying past]
Hold on.
[The Ultra Guardians land on the ground outside the bamboo forest]
Hey, look, it's the twerps.
And they're playing dress up today.
[Lana, Lillie and Mallow gather round with their Pokémon]
[Watching the Ultra Guardians] What's with those brats?! Complete with their ridiculous Ride Pokémon. I could just scream.
What is that thing?
[The camera cuts to Ash and his classmates who are now surveying Celesteela]
[off camera] It looks like a big bamboo.
[off camera] Or a swollen wall hanging.
Let's get to it.
Mhm, let her rip.
All right. Go, Beast ball! [Throws an Ultra Ball which tries to capture Celesteela, but it doesn't work]
It didn't work.
[Pikachu, Poipole and Togedemaru inspect the open the Ultra Ball]
All right, again! [Throws an Ultra Ball which tries to capture Celesteela, but that doesn't work either] Not good.
But why?
Hmm. Maybe we can't catch it because it grew roots.
[While the Pokémon play together, Sophocles goes to examine Celesteela]
Let me check this out. [Scans Celesteela with his tablet and sees the results] Argh! Like Professor Burnett said, there's an incredible amount of gas inside.
We've got to do something before its rocket launches!
[The camera cuts to Team Rocket who are still watching from inside the bamboo forest]
You heard that, too, right?
Clear as a bell.
That means we're looking at a rocket Pokémon.
Which no self-respecting Team Rocket member should be without.
That would be us, without a doubt.
There's nothing like a rocket Pokémon to make us scream and shout!
Wobba, wobba!
[One evening, a battle is taking place at the Battle Royal Dome]
The Battle Royal, our main event, is down to just two competitors.
[The camera cuts to an Electivire]
With Mr Electric and his partner, Electivire.
Versus the Masked Royal and his Incineroar.
[The crowd roars as the camera cuts to the commentators who are Team Rocket in disguise]
Fire Jameston's the name, calling the play-by-play. I'm joined by commentators Freezer Jessip and Thunder Meowtaire, and we're coming to you 100% live and unedited!
Incineroar, use Cross Chop! [His Incineroar does as he says and punches Mr Electric's Electivire]
Gadzooks! Incineroar's Cross Chop dished up some damage.
[Ash, Pikachu, Torracat, Lycanroc, Professor Burnet and Poipole are watching the battle on TV at Professor Kukui's house]
Way to go, Incineroar!
That's the way it's done!
[commentating on TV] It now appears that Mr. Electric has grabbed Incineroar's leg.
Huh?
So who is that Mr Electric anyway?
Well, that Mr Electric only happens to be a member of the Revengers.
Who are the Revengers?
[The camera cuts to outside Sophocles' house and inside, Sophocles is explaining to his dad about the Revengers]
The Revengers are a team, a team of really bad guys who always go around breaking all the rules.
[Meanwhile, Kiawe, Mimo and his Marowak are watching the battle on TV from their home on Akala Island]
And that's why my support is fully behind the Masked Royal. Right makes might.
[The camera then cuts to Lillie and Hobbes watching the match at Lillie's Mansion]
We all know you can do it. Go, Masked Royal and Incineroar! Huh? [Sees Lana, Popplio, Mallow and Steenee who are among the audience at the Battle Royal Dome] Ah!
[Back at Kukui's house, Ash and Professor Burnet have also noticed Lana and Mallow]
That's Lana and Mallow.
Oh, wow. Seeing it right there is so great.
Huh?
[The camera cuts to Mr Electric who has still got his hands on Incineroar's leg]
[commentating on TV] Egad! Electivire's set to clobber Incineroar from behind. One pop and Electrivire is up, up and away.
Now use Throat Chop!
[Incineroar gets ready to make its move]
Zowie!
Dat's da move dat wins everytime!
[Then, they see an attack hit the Masked Royal's Incineroar which came from a Magmortar and its trainer, Mad Magmar]
Ha-ha, ha-ha.
It seems that the team of Mad Magmar and Magmortar has rushed in.
[The bell rings 7 times]
So! Is this the end?!
The team of Mr Electric and Electivire has been DQ'd with the illegal assist.
[The camera cuts back to inside Kukui's house]
Rotom, what just happened?
Magmortar had no right to enter the ring, so the team of Mr Electric and Electrivire are disqualified.
I'm sure the Masked Royal didn't want to win the match like that.
[At Oranguru's place, the Melemele Greens, a group of Passimian, are enjoying their drinks and Mallow and Tsareena are admiring Oranguru's work]
You've sure got a lot of customers. It's hard work.
So why don't you lighten up your workload and get on out of here? [Slurps his drink]
[Oranguru puts two more drinks on the table as Mallow puts some straws in them]
Gu? [Want to help out?]
I can help out. [Takes two drinks to the Melemele Greens] Here you go. [The Passimian start asking for more] These are all yours.
[Soon, the Melemele Greens are enjoying their drinks]
Enjoy your juice.
[Later, they are waving goodbye to Mallow and Oranguru when one of them throws a coconut to Mallow]
Uh?
Oranguru. [I am so pleased.]
Thank you so much! [Turns to Oranguru] So, Teacher, the Big Mushrooms?
Oranguru. [Sure.]
[A Gumshoos enters Oranguru's place and sits on a bench at the table where Meowth is still drinking. Meowth turns to it. A splitscreen of Mallow appears on the right]
Hey, that's a Gumshoos.
It works with Officer Jenny.
Officer Jenny? [A scene with Gumshoos riding with Officer Jenny plays. Gumshoos is in the sidecar while Officer Jenny controls the motorcycle] Wonder if Gumshoos is off duty today.
Gumshoos. [The usual, please] [Places a Pecha Berry on the table and Oranguru picks it up]
Guru. [Coming up] [Puts the Pecha Berry with the fruit]
That's the only thing that Gumshoos ever orders when it comes in here.
Really?
Ru. [Your turn.]
Who me?
Ru, ranguru. [You do the serving this time.]
Uh?
It said, "YOU do the serving this time."
Who, me?
Guru, Guru. [That's right, Mallow.]
Ah, quit while you're ahead. It's out of your league. Don't even try.
[Mallow looks nervously around the room until...]
[with a determined angry look on her face] Of course I'll give it a try!
You're kidding!
Tsareena! [No she isn't!]
Shaymin, Shaymin! [We got your back!]
[Mallow looks at the fruit]
Let's see. What Gumshoos likes. What would Gumshoos like? [A flashback with Gumshoos eating a lime plays. It then guzzles down some Moomoo Milk] Yes, that's it! I know.
That's it, what? Spill the beans.
[Mallow pours some Moomoo Milk into a cup and gives it to Gumshoos]
Here's your favourite, some farm-fresh Moomoo Milk. Was I right? [Gumshoos starts drinking the Moomoo Milk] Oh, ah...
[Happily] Gumshoos. [Delicious.]
[Chuckles] Thank goodness!
[Surprised] How did she do that? She's a twerpette!
[The title card comes up. Note: In this episode, the usual title card jingle is replaced with dub music]
[voiceover] Thank you Alola! The Journey Continues!
[The scene cuts to Team Rocket in Bewear's den]
Ahhhhh! [Bewear stuffs honey in their mouths, with Wobbuffet going first, then James, Jessie, and finally Meowth] YUMMY!
[Mareanie pops up with some honey on her tentacle]
Marea? [Feeds Stufful and Mimikyu with some honey from her tentacle] Marea! [The R capsule rings] Mar?
It's headquarters!
Answer it later.
Huh?
Puh-lease! Who wants to see that bob-cut glasses goon gal while we eat?
Or that annoying Alolan Meowth big mouth?
Yes, but still...
[Mimikyu answers the R capsule and it opens]
Wait! Mimikyu!
[Giovanni appears on a hologram screen on the R capsule]
Well, good morning, team.
Yipes! It's the Boss! [They stand up to Giovanni]
We bid you an extra-good morning!
I'll get to the point. I'm ordering you all back to headquarters.
Hooray! We're all going back to headquarters! [Everyone is horrified] Headquarters?!
You mean...
Where YOU are?!
Wobbu-wobbu?! (As in, back in Kanto?!)
Giovanni is looking forward to seeing all the fruits from your labour from your time in Alola.
Meowth, Meowth, Meowth, Meowth, Meowth. (Don't be late and let us down)
[angrily] If I had fruits, I'd throw 'em at YOU! [The camera cuts to inside Team Rocket's headquarters] You no-talent LUMP!
Stop that. It's unsightly.
Just put a cork in it! [Takes Meowth away from the R capsule]
Giovanni: I expect results.
Yes, sir!
[The hologram disappears]
Now what? We need Alolan product.
True, and fast.
[Mimikyu gives Stufful a fruit and Stufful eats it. It then becomes satisfied]
[Racing up to Stufful] Marean. Mareanie.
Stufful.
Mareanie.
Stufful! [Hugs Mimikyu]
Rean! [Bewear strokes her on the head] Mar?
Bewe.
Reanie!
[Team Rocket are looking sad]
[A depressed Mimikyu admits to Meowth that it tried to fight Pikachu but ended up seeing itself as a monster upon looking at its reflection in the ocean]
Being down on your looks won't do you any good. This may be a good time to stop pretending and accept yourself for who you really are.
[makes garbled noises and cleans its disguise becoming happy again] [You're right! I should be a better Pokémon and accept for who I am!]
[As the Team Rocket Gang are ready to depart back to Kanto, they say goodbye to Bewear and hop into their balloon]
[taking a bow] Thank you for your hospitality.
[Bewear walks over to them scaring the group]
DON'T BREAK US LIKE A WALNUT!
We're too young to get squished! [Fortunately, Bewear gives them a gentle hug]
Bewear. [I'll miss you guys.]
You like us!
Okay, we hate to eat and run but...[the rest of the gang joins in]...later!
Bewear. Bewear-wear. [Are you guys heading to Kanto?]
Say, what? We're headed to Kanto? Yeah, but why are you asking?
[grabs the balloon and hurls them into the sky like a hammer] Weeaarr!! Weeaarr!! [Hang on! Goodbye friends!]
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Pokémon pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
