Meowth quotes from Pokémon

[shaking Meowth] Excuse me, you're a Meowth. Why didn't you know?!

I'm dressed up as a person, so I didn't want to blow my cover! Capiche? [Well, you could have just answered the question like Jeremiah did, and none would be the wiser!]

I don't know who you are, but you're certainly not trainers, so I'll just take care of you myself! Skuntank, let's go! [summons Skuntank]

Skunky! [Get ready to fight!]

Carnivine, follow suit! [Carnivine gets summoned, but like always, it hugs and bites James in the head affectionately] Great Galoot! Now, please, Vine Whip!

[uses Vine Whip to entangle Skuntank] Carnvine! [Let's see if you can break this Vine Whip!]

Oh dear, use Scratch! [Skuntank can't because it's trapped]

Skun-un-un! [I can't use the move while trapped!]

You can't? Alright, Night Slash! [But like the first time, it can't use Night Slash because it's entangled by Carnivine's Vine Whip]

Un-un! [I'm stuck!]

A class whiz does not make a great battle or made.

Peep's sake!

Spewing facts, battling fake! [While Jeremiah knows theories, he doesn't have battle experience. You need to apply the theories into real skills if you want experience]

Don't you have an opinion?

At the risk of bragging, nope!

The fate of our future plans is in our hands!

I've got paws!

[concerned] Piplup?

Piplup, don't worry, soon everyone will be just fine.

Right, all we have to do is leave it up to Nurse Joy.

Ash, wait. [is stopped by Brock]

[o.s.] Bombs away! [Yanmega pours some dirt over the field] After yesterday's trouncing, I sincerely doubt the twerps will be traveling for a while.

Saying they took damage is an understatement at best.

True, but seeing a joust like that makes it worthwhile!

And how? Those warriors were on fire! 'Twas a knock-down, drag-out battle slog fest!

Yeah, and wasn't Chimmy rocking hard?

Yes, not to mention the emotional evolving into Monferno.

But the numbers don't lie, and losing 6 to 2 is a landslide if I ever saw one.

Yeah, bummer!

I'll bet the twerp must be feeling lower than a pit trap.

I'll double that bet.

Attacking twerps when they're at their lowest is Team Rocket rule one.

Can't you turn it down?!

The predator always preys on the weakest of the twerpish herd. The time to pluck Pikachu is now, while the iron is red hot. So we're faced with an opportunity we can't refuse.

It's times such as these that make me grateful for my day job.

If Jessie's yapping was worth money, we'd be rich.

Wobbu, Wobbu, Wobbu!

[singing] Marill, Marill, Marill, Marill Marill Marill, Marill--

Okay, company halt!

If it isn't my three-sided bundles of joy!

A normal wacko would stay with 'love triangle' but not Ms. Windbag.

Gli?

That jerk blackened my entire wardrobe!

And turned my boss-bot into an arsonist!

Puh-leeze. You’d think the twerps were using vanishing cream.

Well, they slathered it on when they hit the forest.

So twerpishly slick.

[thinking] What'd he say about reading the wind? Yeah, got it!

Star.

Gli.

Gliscor, that’s it! Just keep on chasing after the rope!

Staraptor.

Gliscor.

[holding a paper bag] Here, Ash, try using this.

Dawn!

I took a bit tinfoil and used it to make confetti. Watch this. [throws some confetti in the air, which reveals the wind once caught in it]

Whoa, great! Now you can see the wind. [to Gliscor] Now, Gliscor, follow that trail!

[starts following the confetti] Gli!

[is given the bag] Thanks a lot, Dawn. [to Gliscor] Gliscor, look down! [throws some confetti] Here’s more!

[following the next trail of confetti] Scor!

You’re really riding the wind!

Pikachu

[happy] Pika, Pika!

What’s with the sparkles?

That’s flying tinfoil.

For what?

[points at something off-screen] That!

Gliscor! [lands in Team Rocket’s balloon basket]

[to Jessie and James] This Gliscor’s from the twoips. [to Gliscor] What are you doing on a night like this?

[calmly] Gliscor, Gli. Gli, Gliscor, Gli.

Translation, please.

Gliscor’s trying to read the wind so it can battle Scizor for the win.

I see... not.

A toxic rerun!

And I hate reruns!

I need to take a nap. Tussling twerps exhaust me.

I’d take a pause for the cause. [opens a can of soda and drinks it]

Stop, Jess!

[screams] I'm a profit guzzler!

Well, since we know you, we'll recharge ya triple.

Bingo! My favorite bling!

[laughs] Is it gold? Silver? Platinum?

Rubies or sapphires? Although diamonds and pearls rock too!

It's not quite that black and white.

Hey, that's my bottlecap!

You may have lost a bottlecap but you've gained your life!

Yeah, word up.

That was...my life.

Pansage! [Uses Bullet Seed on one of the chopper's hooks]

Pikachu

Pikachu! [Uses Thunderbolt on the other hook]

What a waste of energy.

They just don't know when to quit, do they?

Huh? What's that? [Sees Ash, Iris, Cilan, Ingo and Emmet on the crew car which is being powered by Emmet's Eelektross] The twerps!

[outraged] Ugh! Oh, great. [The camera cuts to the chopper's hooks which are about to capture our heroes' Pokémon as Pikachu and Pansage try to destroy them] Dr Zager, twerps!

[off camera] Secure that car, quickly!

Quiet! This delicate operation requires finesse.

Iris

Hang on, guys, we're here!

Iris

They'll be captured!

We've got to do something fast!

[to Ingo and Emmet] I'm going to get on that train.

But, Ash, that's too dangerous.

You could be hurt.

They've tried so hard, I've got to try and do something!

Iris

All of our Pokémon are depending on us!

And I'm going too!

But, wait...!

Ingo, I completely understand what these kids are feeling. We're dedicated to protect the subway system, they're dedicated to protect their Pokémon, it's the same thing.

I know exactly what you mean. And I think my partner will be able to help as well. Chandelure, all aboard! [Sends out Chandelure]

Chandelure.

Ingo, the lustre your Chandelure produces is simply beautiful!

Chandelure - the Luring Pokémon and the evolved form of Lampent. Chandelure uses its dancing flames to hypnotise opponents.

Chandelure, use Psychic! Get everyone on the other subway car!

Chandelure! [Uses Psychic on Cilan, Ash and Iris]

Whoa!

And with such a warm, gentle glow!

Full speed ahead! [Points to the car on the other side of the railway tracks]]

Everybody all right?

Pikachu

Pika-pi! [Jumps into Ash's arms]

I'm sorry we took so long.

Pikachu

Pikachu!

Iris

Wow, you're okay!

Axew!

Everyone's all right. Great!

Cool. A device that can control Pokémon, is a real piece of work. Got to hand it to you.

Amazing. To think that a Pokémon would be praising my work, I am honoured, thank you.

Sure, but it's your talent that really floats my boat. You wouldn't know it, working for Team Plasma.

Oh?

Let's cut to the chase. This day job doesn't thrill you and you know it. You couldn't care less about Team Plasma's puffed-up plans. You want to do your research. I can see it in your eyes.

Hm. And if I join Team Rocket, all my wishes will come true?

There's a big, "Duh."

It's an interesting proposition. And, speaking of interesting, I find you to be quite interesting, as well.

Who, me?

You. One doesn't come across a talking Meowth every day, you know. In fact, in very much the same way Team Rocket seems to need me, I need you, too.

Want to translate that?

You're an intelligent Pokémon. I could really use your help.

Mm, I'll lay you 2:1 odds that you want to use me as a test subject.

Yes, there would be no better test subject than a true one-of-a-kind Pokémon.

Me - part of your first experiment, as a Team Rocket member? You've got yourself a deal.

My heartfelt thanks. [Shakes hands with Meowth]