[Seviper and Zangoose are battling each other]
Seviper, Bite attack now!
Seviper. [Readies its bite attack so it can bite Zangoose]
NNicholai
Zangoose, just keep dodging!
ZZangoose
Zan... [Seviper bites it] ...Goose!
All right, now use your Poison Tail, Seviper!
[Seviper uses Poison Tail]
NNicholai
All that training with Ash is really paying off! Except it's so tired. You've just got to keep dodging its attacks, Zangoose. You can't let Seviper do any more damage!
I've had enough of playing games. All right, Seviper, attack and finish it off!
[Hisses until it hear's Pikachu's scream]
[The cage that Pikachu is inside lands infront of Jessie and Nicholai]
JNJessie & Nicholai
[surprised] Huh?
[The camera cuts to Ash and his friends, James, Meowth and Wobbuffet racing to the cage]
MMeowth
Pikachu's ours, we stole it!
[They get into a fight...]
MMeowth
Forget about it, it's ours now!
Give it back, Team Rocket!
MMeowth
Wrong, that's my foot!
[Until Wobbuffet walks away with Pikachu in the cage]
[to Wobbuffet] Hey! Get back here with that!
[Ash, Brock, May, Max, James and Meowth start chasing after Wobbuffet]
[The chase continues when Nicholai appears in his Zangoose costume]
NNicholai
Wait a second, they can't catch it. [A flashback with May's Skitty occurs] Because of the way it zigzags back and forth just like that Skitty did in the training exercise. [The flashback ends] Zangoose, you gotta move like Wobbuffet. Make zigzags!
[The chase continues until Jessie pops up]
[angrily] EVERYONE, STOP RIGHT NOW!
Aha. [Takes the cage off of Wobbuffet's head] I'll just take this!
[frustrated] Oh, it happened again!
MMeowth
You're all a bunch of cheaters!
You guys are the cheaters!
Take your silly squabbles elsewhere. I have a sacred battle to concentrate on. [to Seviper] Seviper, go!
NNicholai
Zangoose, attack now!
I see you've chosen to waste what little energy it has left. That's fine. Chase it down!
[Zangoose runs around as Seviper chases it]
Glad you ask! Prepare for trouble on scenic tour!
And make it double that's for sure!
MMeowth
Stop! Do we gotta do the routine every time? I'm an old woman, I'm too tired!
Now, on with the show! To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
MMen
Team Aqua. A pleasure to see you again feel commander Tabitha. Hi. Heh, well, of course, commander, Shelly. Always showing up fashionably late to the party. Actually it looks to me like I'm just in time. Since this nice man here is about to give me that meteorite. The attitude must be effecting your brain. Well, if it's a fight, you want is a fight you'll get, Tabitha. Mightyena, Golbat, go! Go Crawdaunt, Walrein!
MMen
Heh. Commander, the meteorite! A Squad, quickly! After him! Right! We'll have to split up. You four go after the meteorite while we stay here and fight! Okay! Shall we get this started? Yep, but you're gonna regret it.
To extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie! James! Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight, fight, fight! Meowth, that's right!
Well, first we gotta get down from here.
Prepare for trouble from the masters of lies and deceit.
Make it double and you’ll learn how to cheat.
To protect the world from devastation.
To unite all peoples within our nation.
To denounce the evils of truth and love.
To extend our reach to the stars above.
Team Rocket blasts off like a rockin’, sockin’ soccer ball.
Surrender now or prepare to fall.
MMeowth
Meowth, that’s all!
SSwablu
Blu, blu, blu, blu!
You were caught red-handed!
Prepare for trouble, we want the feathers!
Make it double, we're all togethers!
To protect the boss from insomniation!
To unite a well-rested nation!
To denounce the evils of lack of sleep!
To extend our reach to the Sandman's Keep!
Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!
Surrender now to the foils of fatigue or prepare to fight, fight, fight!
MMeowth
Meowth, that's right!
[Cacnea had destroyed the firework machine that Norman and Nurse Joy had set up for Caroline for Norman and Caroline's anniversary]
NNNorman and Nurse Joy
[in unison] Oh, no!
[shocked] What was that explosion?!
NNorman
[fueled with fury] That does it! You'll regret ever coming to this town! [The Team Rocket trio tremble in fear]
MMeowth
Okay, so now I'm afraid.
Why is Dad flipping out like that?
NNorman
NOW, SLAKING!!! [Slaking furiously runs out of the greenhouse and in front of Team Rocket]
SSlaking
[roars ferociously] SLAKIIIIIIINNNGGG!!!!! [the roar makes the Team Rocket trio shriek]
NNorman
Go, Slaking, give 'em your Focus Punch! [Slaking hurls Focus Punch on the Team Rocket trio, sending them flying into the air]
MMeowth
In that case, we just got the royal treatment.
JJJessie, James and Meowth
We're blasting off again!
[Ash and his friends are walking on a path beside the river]
That was the worst battle ever.
Yeah, you were pretty pathetic, alright.
[Ash's head appears in a speech bubble]
Excuse me, You are the one who had lost it for us.
[May's head appears in a separate speech bubble]
You got something to say?
[They start arguing again. Meanwhile, Brock, Pikachu and Max appear in a bigger speech bubble]
Hey, Brock, am I just having déjà vu? This sounds familiar.
[cheerfully] Let me explain something. Believe it or not, this sort of turmoil has been going on between a man and a woman since the beginning of time.
[Meanwhile, Jessie and James are arguing also]
You just had to stick your Cacnea's nose where it wasn't needed.
I wouldn't talk if I were you. If your Seviper hadn't tried to save the world, Cacnea and I could have won back there.
[Jessie's face appears in a speech bubble]
Let's talk about saving the world. Seviper and I had our hands full just trying to keep you and your Cacnea from getting blown away.
[James' face appears in a separate speech bubble]
Gee, thanks anyway, but we all blasted off just like always.
Have you ever considered that perhaps our 'blasting off' expertise comes from YOUR side of the family?
I'm just getting warmed up, incompetent blue-haired bigmouth!
Oh yeah, well at least I'm not ugly!
Now that's crossing the line, Buster!
[cheerfully] Yep, I knew that one would do the trick! Ah, yes. [sings] Ugly, ugly, ugly, Jessie is so ugly!
[As they are singing, Meowth appears in a speech bubble]
MMeowth
And Pokémon actually take orders from these clowns?
'Scuse us! Coming through! Pardon!
What in the world is that? A huge robot?
Prepare for trouble, we're having oodles of fun!
And make it double as you gaze upon our mechanized marvel, the Mean Old Lady Mark One!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight, fight, fight!
MMeowth
Meowth, that's right!
[Ash and his friends are walking along with Spoink who has nothing on its head]
As soon as Spoink sees anything round, it gets all excited and just plops it up on its head.
I can understand Spoink's excitement, but still...
[They meet an Electrode]
Wait, that's not your pearl.
EElectrode
Elec... [Gets carried by Spoink's psychic power and lands on its head] ...trode.
[Ash and his friends try to remove Electrode from Spoink's head]
Don't mess with this one.
EElectrode
Electrode. [Uses Explosion and sends everyone flying]
That's an Explosion attack gone awry!
[Soon, Ash and his friends are bushed]
This is gonna be a lot harder than I thought.
[They see Spoink's pearl]
Hey, is that it? [Picks up Spoink's pearl] This is it, guys. [The pearl glows and floats back to Spoink's head]
Now do you feel better, Spoink?
SSpoink
Spoink. [Jumps off joyfully] Spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink.
TTorkoal
[crying] Torrrkooaaalll!
Torkoal's obviously happy.
Imagine if it didn't find its pearl.
SSpoink
Spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink.
Careful, you don't lose it again, OK?
AFAsh & Friends
Arrggh! [They fall into a pit]
Not another one of these holes!
Prepare for trouble, that's the name of our game!
Make it double, it's our claim to fame!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Team Rocket blasting off at the super speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight, fight, fight!
MMeowth
Meowth, that's right!
But not the Team Rocket from days of old.
We're a brand new Team Rocket, fresh-faced in bold.
First off, there's this. [Cuts a rope with some scissors and a boulder falls down while Ash and his friends get lifted in a net]
MMeowth
How do you like us now?
There's plenty more where that came from.
It's not changing color it's showing its true color!!!
MMeowth
That Feebas is a fraud!
Ooh, don't you think we could use a cool rocket like that one?
What does that thing have that our balloon doesn't have?
Powerful engines plus he wouldn't pop.
You want to give it to the boss, right?
MMeowth
I'm thinking their boss would really love to have that rocket.
MMeowth
Think about it. It's the perfect thing for a guy like him. A rocket for the boss at Team Rocket. I only wonder why we never thought before.
How in the world does once steal a rocket?
MMeowth
I got a plan. Just imagine the boss wakes up one morning feeling in his young energetic is a little kid. Why you ask? Cause today's gonna rocking in this safe from his own backyard. As he leaves the off behind and settles into orbit, the he'll feel so come and a peace with the universe that he'll begin to devise a plan. A glorious new plan to crush all enemies and to rule the entire galaxy, and he'll say, "Forgiving me this rocket ship, I'll make sure Meowth and friends are rewarded handsome way." He, he!
You're telling me those two little twin friends at the twerps are the gym leaders here?
That's right. Guess they led anybody be a gym leader these days.
MMeowth
With them be in twins, they'll be twice as here when we steal their Lunatone & Solrock and them both to the boss! Just imagine the boss exhausted and depressed from the Daily Grind and putting up what he's losing employees. When suddenly, he's bathed a bright light. He looks up to see Lunatone and Solrock floating peacefully in the air above him. Desire his new powerful friends will cheer the boss up so much, he'll be like a new man! Fully energy again! The boss since so rocking Lunatone will paint the town red. Don't dance 'til dawn. They'll do the fandango! And that's when the boss he'll say, "I say, I simply must reward Meowth and his friends for this fabulous evening!"
Sounds good to us! We'll be rich! We'll be famous! What a blast!
RRachel
What in the world's going on?
♪ Prepare for lunar trouble, a bad moon from outer space! ♪
♪ And sunshine makes it double, 'cause we're here to wreck the place! ♪
♪ A moon of smelly cheese to cause the world's devastation! ♪
♪ A sunny and awful day for all the peoples within our nation! ♪
♪ To denounce by the light of the silvery moon, the evils of truth and love! ♪
♪ To extend our reach to the boss, a flaming gas from up above! ♪
♪ Jessie, the moon maid! ♪
♪ Team Rocket blasts off into the infinity galaxy at the speed of light! ♪
♪ Earthlings everywhere, surrender to your pitiful planet to us now, or prepare, prepare for a fight! ♪
MMeowth
♪ Meowth, that's right! ♪
[objects breaks when Tate and Liza scream until falling objects go with the Globo Robo Extendoarm Greenmeanie CageClaw]
Give those creeps who stole the shuttle!
Like your Lunatone and Solrock to be exact!
MMeowth
This robot was built a specially for catching Lunatone and Solrock, and it's called the Globo Robo Extendoarm Greenmeanie CageClaw.
That's got to be the worst name ever.
Can we just call it robot for short?
Why don't you get outta here, we're in the middle of an important gym battle!
Well, look at that hole, our Dad's gonna be furious!
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