A character in Pokémon
Played by Jan Nonhof
Pokémon · 1,435 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Pokémon: in 244 of its 1,435 quotes
Most scenes with: Jessie (193), James (184), Wobbuffet (48)
Do you smell something burning?
I think we're smelling us?
[The giant robot explodes and sends the now fried Team Rocket flying]
Quite a Thunderbolt.
It has renewed my energy and passion.
Wobbuffet!
Here we go.
Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!
Wobbuffet!
Poor Seviper!
It knows not what it's done!
We'll reset with the controls for something else!
One! Two! Three! Four! Five! [dressed as a Sunflora] Sun! Sun! Sun! Sun!
Aah! Persian evolved into a Sunflora? But that's not possible!
Oh, sure. That's what everybody told Albert Einstein before he invented the light bulb. I guess he showed them what's not possible didn't he?
Edison invented the light bulb!
He certainly did.
Do this right Seviper, now go use Sacred Fire!
[does nothing but stares at Jessie in confusion] Seviper? [Sacred Fire?!]
Uh-oh...
I'm not sure Seviper knows how to use that attack...
Well, come on! Use Sacred Fire! What are you waiting for?
[Seviper starts sweating and shakes its head fast, as if to say, "I don't even know that move!"]
You don't know it? Alright, use Water Pulse! [Seviper shakes its head again as if to say, "I don't know that move either!"] Then use Blaze Kick! [Seviper shakes its head more faster, sweating even more as if to say "You have got to be kidding me!". You could guess where this is going.]
Awkward...
I guess that Seviper ain't learned new attacks.
Wobbu! [No duh!]
[horrified] What?! [starts looking at a book to look up moves Seviper can learn. As she lists the moves, Seviper starts gushing a waterfall of sweat, knowing that it does not know any of the moves mentioned] Ok, let me see here. You know Dragon Claw? What about Psywave? Luster Purge? AAAAHHHH!! Would somebody please wake me up from this terrible nightmare?!
[as the crowd starts booing] You're a waste of our time and money!
Why did she even enter?!
Prepare for trouble now that we are united! Make it double because you weren't invited!
Hey! Look, there's Wurmple! Wait! Here I come!
How dare you run off when we weren't completely finished!
I'll have you know that we pour our hearts and souls into that motto and every time we....
Save it, James. Let's just go grab that Wurmple before shes does!
Good idea!
Prepare for trouble, or you'll walk the plank!
Make it double, or your boat will sink!
That doesn't rhyme!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie!
James!
Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight, fight, fight!
Meowth, that's right!
[referring to the Sharpedo] Is it possible they're all smiling at us?
Well, if they are smilin' it's probably because they're lookin' at the next meal they're gonna devour!
Hey! Who are you crazy dudes, anyway?
Prepare for trouble all you dudes and dudettes!
Make it double...
Enough! You already got that part out!
[Jessie's Dustox is covered by a sheet while Meowth feebly imitates a Beautifly in costume]
Meowth! Do ya mind telling me what you're doing?!
I'm a Beau-ti-fly, I ain't never heard a' Meowth!
Uncover that thing right now!
It was all Meowth's idea!
Huh?
Prepare for trouble from up on the ridge!
And make it double, 'cause we've raided the fridge!
To protect the world from devonstation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of a yummy pear!
To extend out reach to a chocolate éclair!
Jessie!
James!
Team Rocket blasts off with all the four food groups!
And believe it or not, that includes much of all soups!
Oy, gevalt!
Wobbuffet!
Team Rocket!
We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
How about no way. Magnemite, Thunderbolt!
Magnemite!
It didn't work.
Magnemite.
You're wasting your wattage.
We've shielded ourselves from all electrical hijynx!
Now, let's have it show our hand!
Magnemite!
While we stay at arm's length!
Magnemite!
Pika!
Oh no!
Looks like we have the stone and a lighter!
Guess we'll get glowing!
All that hard work for nothing...
So much for the fruit of our labour.
Guess we're just stuck with the fruit we already got.
Wobbuffet.
Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!
Now I know what a hotdog feels like: boiled in its own juices.
I'm sweating here like a Snorlax in leather pants.
Oh, please! Stop the pity party, wimps! We'll find water any minute now.
I'll take a large, please. [faints]
Make dat two wit ice. [faints]
Oh, who am I kidding? [faints]
[Ash has just won a match against Nicholai using Treecko, but Team Rocket are spying on him from behind a bush]
Twerp straight ahead, and while he's busy battling with that wacky kid in a costume, we'll grab Pikachu.
[referring to Nicolai] Wait a minute. Isn't he that kid we ran into before who was obsessed with his short pants?
I don't care if he likes the short pants, long pants or underpants! I just wanna get Pikachu!
[Wobbuffet pops up]
Wobbuffet.
So I'm gonna do it now! Go, Seviper! [Sends out Seviper]
Seviper!
Listen here, Seviper, as soon as the twerp is looking the other way, I want you to grab Pikachu.
Seviper.
I understand. I suppose everyone has one person in the world they wish they could abandon on an island or throw down a Raticate hole. Cassidy, for instance!
Cassidy?
She's the one I'd tear into pieces if I had half a chance!
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