James quotes from Pokémon

Huh?

What in the world's going on?

♪ Prepare for lunar trouble, a bad moon from outer space! ♪

♪ And sunshine makes it double, 'cause we're here to wreck the place! ♪

♪ A moon of smelly cheese to cause the world's devastation! ♪

♪ A sunny and awful day for all the peoples within our nation! ♪

♪ To denounce by the light of the silvery moon, the evils of truth and love! ♪

♪ To extend our reach to the boss, a flaming gas from up above! ♪

♪ Jessie, the moon maid! ♪

♪ James, the sun dude! ♪

♪ Team Rocket blasts off into the infinity galaxy at the speed of light! ♪

♪ Earthlings everywhere, surrender to your pitiful planet to us now, or prepare, prepare for a fight! ♪

♪ Meowth, that's right! ♪

Team Rocket!

Give those creeps who stole the shuttle!

What do you want?

Just a couple things.

Like your Lunatone and Solrock to be exact!

This robot was built a specially for catching Lunatone and Solrock, and it's called the Globo Robo Extendoarm Greenmeanie CageClaw.

That's got to be the worst name ever.

Can we just call it robot for short?

Why don't you get outta here, we're in the middle of an important gym battle!

Well, look at that hole, our Dad's gonna be furious!

But it's okay!

Is it okay?

Cause it's about to explode.

Meowth, you are so fired!

Never put your money where your Meowth is!

How's I supposed to know they're gonna use Psychic on us. What am I Psychic?

Wobbuffet!

Team Rocket's blasting off again!

Wobbuffet!

Finish with Flamethrower!

Burned again!

That guy can cook!

And now we’re toast!

We’re blasting off again!

Imagine how much ancient Pokémon like those would be worse! We could make millions.

Cradily alone would bring in enough dough we'd never have to work another day with our lives.

Hold it, here's a better idea. Let's give the boss all of those Pokémon.

Just imagine the boss exhausted from hard work, coming to this island for a peaceful getaway. And when he sees Cradily and Lileep, the boss he'll go primal. "Just as I that these ancient Pokémon has awaken my wild primitive instants deep inside." [Imitating Tarzan yell] He'll be come one week nature and say, "For us story me to my wild and free self, I'll see to Meowth and friends enjoy while success too!" [water splashes]

Yay! Here's to wild time! Wild and freezing! That's us! Wobbuffet!

[on top of a Claydol using Rapid Spin] Who turned on the spin circle?

I'm about to lose my lunch!

That's OK, you're about to get mine!

[dressed up as an eggplant as a lure] How does this always happen?

Here it comes! Dance like an eggplant! [starts dancing and calling out] Claydol, over here!

We're eggplants!

Not two guys in costumes at all!

We're delicious!

And no fat, which you might want to look into!

Check out the Mawile.

It's not only cute, it's talented, too.

It's the perfect gift to make us look good to the boss.

Alright, let's hear it, then.

When he sees that Mawile cutting a rug with that ripping dance, he's gonna love it and he's super happy.

What? Is that it?

Don't rush me, I'm getting there. So, after a nice hot depth, the Mawile will dodge spinning a cool breeze. And the boss he'll say, "Wow, that's a breeze!" He!

Why not use a fan for that?

There's a fan having extra joy that makes a comfy cushion too!

Then buy a coushion!

Yeah, well listen to it what the boss says next, "Because Meowth and friends have away a taken ordinary things had turning them to fun, I'm rewarded 'em like there's no tomorrow!" See?

I'm still not sold.

Dudette, there's nothing left to lose!

Right!

Wobbuffet!

I've always wanted a green Mawile with a pan on its head.

I'm sad, I don't want to talk about it!

No problemo. We'll just give this to the boss instead.

Yeah? With similar results?

After a nice nap, there's nothing like a Lombre staring at changed the face, or happily strolling to the pool and having a Lombre leering at you. Hmm. Maybe at night, those two can have themselves to scaring contest? If we unload this your Lombre on to the boss, he'll unload us out of the job! What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?

We just won't give it to the boss, that's all.

Wobbuffet!

Team Rocket!

Give Pikachu back!

Ah, you're so predictable.

Say something new!

Hear at least we switch up the motto sometime.

Fine! Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!

Pikachu

Pikachu! Pika!

[cackling] Our Diglett supreme's a giant ground type, and besides the Thunderbolt didn't unique.

I'll show them. Let's go, Ludicolo!

Ludicolo!

Could you save the dancing for later, please?

Ludicolo, use water gun!

Ludicolo!

[cackling again] Since our big Diglett supreme is a ground type, it's weak against water attack!

Meowth, wrong answer! Aah!

Pikachu!

Wait. Stay here.

What do we have here?

It's just a Trapinch.

You mean, the boss is Trapinch after weekend through with it.

Why would he want that?

Imagine the boss taking a break from his hard work one day, and he catch the munchies. So he gets the feeling that he wants a walnut. But with that hard shell when those two up fingers, there ain't no ways gonna crack it open! And that's where Trapinch comes into save the day! So with that nut safely in the boss's mouth, this is what he'll say, "Meowth and friends were nice to give me a practical and thoughtful gift." Sweet!

Whoo! He ye! He ye! We'll be Team Rocket royalty!

Wobbuh!

Thunderbolt, talk about predictable!

I can think of one thing that's even more.

Our blasting off?

How predictable!

Wobbuffet!

Aah!

We're back!

And there's no business!

Like snow business.

No, not you three again!

Pikachu

Pika, Pi!

Snorunt!

Give us back those Pokémon!

Didn't you learn your lesson?

Prepare for trouble we learned more than you think! And make it double, because I'm wearing mink! To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie! James! Team Rocket shooshes downhill at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare for a snowy winter fight! Meowth, that's right! Wobbuh! Chime!

Team Rocket!

Holy rollers!

I see a chance for some real wheeling and dealing!

Well, in that case, we should get them all rolling!

Yeah, we'll catch 'em and give 'em to the boss for a real good time!

What would the boss do with Donphan?

Use him for bowling balls for one thing. Talk about big time striking power! He would roll in strike every time. Plus, no more got a ball.

No more bowling alley, either.

OK. He can use Donphan for transportation.

Where would he put his belongings?

In the trunk, of course. And after that Donphan can roll on for a perfect message.

Perfect, the boss doesn't mind being flatten like a human pancake!

All right, maybe he can not.

Who care to be a like some? With a tramport could like hours, we go after whenever Pokémon we got a good chance of catching! And we all it's on Donphan are looking pretty good.

Yay!

Wobbu!

Things could be worse!

In what way!

At least peeing lost off cool.

We're off and blasting off again!