A character in Pokémon
James
Pokémon · 1,435 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Pokémon: in 256 of its 1,435 quotes
Most scenes with: Jessie (210), Meowth (184), Ash Ketchum (52)
I understand. I suppose everyone has one person in the world they wish they could abandon on an island or throw down a Raticate hole. Cassidy, for instance!
Cassidy?
She's the one I'd tear into pieces if I had half a chance!
[Seviper and Zangoose are battling each other]
Seviper, Bite attack now!
Seviper. [Readies its bite attack so it can bite Zangoose]
Zangoose, just keep dodging!
Zan... [Seviper bites it] ...Goose!
All right, now use your Poison Tail, Seviper!
[Seviper uses Poison Tail]
Here it comes!
Seviper!
All that training with Ash is really paying off! Except it's so tired. You've just got to keep dodging its attacks, Zangoose. You can't let Seviper do any more damage!
I've had enough of playing games. All right, Seviper, attack and finish it off!
[Hisses until it hear's Pikachu's scream]
Pikaaaaaaaa!
[The cage that Pikachu is inside lands infront of Jessie and Nicholai]
[surprised] Huh?
[The camera cuts to Ash and his friends, James, Meowth and Wobbuffet racing to the cage]
Pikachu!
Hold up a minute!
Pikachu's ours, we stole it!
[They get into a fight...]
I got yaaaaa!
Give us back Pikachu!
Forget about it, it's ours now!
Give it back, Team Rocket!
Let go of my foot!
Wrong, that's my foot!
[Until Wobbuffet walks away with Pikachu in the cage]
Wobba wobba.
[to Wobbuffet] Hey! Get back here with that!
[Ash, Brock, May, Max, James and Meowth start chasing after Wobbuffet]
Wobbuffet!
Waaaaaaaaaa!
Pika.
[The chase continues when Nicholai appears in his Zangoose costume]
Wait a second, they can't catch it. [A flashback with May's Skitty occurs] Because of the way it zigzags back and forth just like that Skitty did in the training exercise. [The flashback ends] Zangoose, you gotta move like Wobbuffet. Make zigzags!
Zangoose.
[The chase continues until Jessie pops up]
[angrily] EVERYONE, STOP RIGHT NOW!
Aha. [Takes the cage off of Wobbuffet's head] I'll just take this!
[frustrated] Oh, it happened again!
You're all a bunch of cheaters!
You guys are the cheaters!
Pika pika!
Take your silly squabbles elsewhere. I have a sacred battle to concentrate on. [to Seviper] Seviper, go!
Zangoose, attack now!
Zangoose.
I see you've chosen to waste what little energy it has left. That's fine. Chase it down!
[Zangoose runs around as Seviper chases it]
Yeah, who are you, guys?
Glad you ask! Prepare for trouble on scenic tour!
And make it double that's for sure!
Stop! Do we gotta do the routine every time? I'm an old woman, I'm too tired!
Wait a minute!
Now, on with the show! To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
Team Aqua. A pleasure to see you again feel commander Tabitha. Hi. Heh, well, of course, commander, Shelly. Always showing up fashionably late to the party. Actually it looks to me like I'm just in time. Since this nice man here is about to give me that meteorite. The attitude must be effecting your brain. Well, if it's a fight, you want is a fight you'll get, Tabitha. Mightyena, Golbat, go! Go Crawdaunt, Walrein!
Wal, Walrein!
Crawdaunt!
Heh. Commander, the meteorite! A Squad, quickly! After him! Right! We'll have to split up. You four go after the meteorite while we stay here and fight! Okay! Shall we get this started? Yep, but you're gonna regret it.
To extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie! James! Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight, fight, fight! Meowth, that's right!
So, any ideas, Ash?
Well, first we gotta get down from here.
Prepare for trouble from the masters of lies and deceit.
Make it double and you’ll learn how to cheat.
To protect the world from devastation.
To unite all peoples within our nation.
To denounce the evils of truth and love.
To extend our reach to the stars above.
Jessie!
James!
Team Rocket blasts off like a rockin’, sockin’ soccer ball.
Surrender now or prepare to fall.
Meowth, that’s all!
Wobbuffet!
Blu, blu, blu, blu!
Swablu!
You were caught red-handed!
But don't be Swablu.
Blu, blu, blu!
Team Rocket!
Pika!
Prepare for trouble, we want the feathers!
Make it double, we're all togethers!
To protect the boss from insomniation!
To unite a well-rested nation!
To denounce the evils of lack of sleep!
To extend our reach to the Sandman's Keep!
Jessie!
James!
Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!
Surrender now to the foils of fatigue or prepare to fight, fight, fight!
Meowth, that's right!
Wobbuffet!
That same old thing?! How about something new?
Huh? What are you talking about?
Prepare for trouble, funny you should ask!
And make it double—
Aw, come on. Talk about old!
Those two are dumb and dumber! So then what does that make me?
I dunno, dumberer?
No, it would be dumbest! Not dumberer, dumbest!
[Cacnea had destroyed the firework machine that Norman and Nurse Joy had set up for Caroline for Norman and Caroline's anniversary]
[in unison] Oh, no!
[shocked] What was that explosion?!
[fueled with fury] That does it! You'll regret ever coming to this town! [The Team Rocket trio tremble in fear]
Okay, so now I'm afraid.
Why is Dad flipping out like that?
Good Lord!
NOW, SLAKING!!! [Slaking furiously runs out of the greenhouse and in front of Team Rocket]
Wow, look at that!
Pika!
[roars ferociously] SLAKIIIIIIINNNGGG!!!!! [the roar makes the Team Rocket trio shriek]
Go, Slaking, give 'em your Focus Punch! [Slaking hurls Focus Punch on the Team Rocket trio, sending them flying into the air]
What was that?
King of the jungle.
In that case, we just got the royal treatment.
We're blasting off again!
[Ash and his friends are walking on a path beside the river]
That was the worst battle ever.
Yeah, you were pretty pathetic, alright.
[Ash's head appears in a speech bubble]
Excuse me, You are the one who had lost it for us.
[May's head appears in a separate speech bubble]
You got something to say?
I just did!
Oh, yeah?
[They start arguing again. Meanwhile, Brock, Pikachu and Max appear in a bigger speech bubble]
Hey, Brock, am I just having déjà vu? This sounds familiar.
Pika Pika.
[cheerfully] Let me explain something. Believe it or not, this sort of turmoil has been going on between a man and a woman since the beginning of time.
Whoa.
[Meanwhile, Jessie and James are arguing also]
You just had to stick your Cacnea's nose where it wasn't needed.
I wouldn't talk if I were you. If your Seviper hadn't tried to save the world, Cacnea and I could have won back there.
[Jessie's face appears in a speech bubble]
Let's talk about saving the world. Seviper and I had our hands full just trying to keep you and your Cacnea from getting blown away.
[James' face appears in a separate speech bubble]
Gee, thanks anyway, but we all blasted off just like always.
Have you ever considered that perhaps our 'blasting off' expertise comes from YOUR side of the family?
Take that back!
I'm just getting warmed up, incompetent blue-haired bigmouth!
Oh yeah, well at least I'm not ugly!
Now that's crossing the line, Buster!
[cheerfully] Yep, I knew that one would do the trick! Ah, yes. [sings] Ugly, ugly, ugly, Jessie is so ugly!
[sings] La la la la.
[As they are singing, Meowth appears in a speech bubble]
And Pokémon actually take orders from these clowns?
[to May, who she is teaming up with against James and Ash] I hope you're ready. With our combined feminine prowess, they'll be toast in no time flat!
[nervously] Uhh... well, yeah, I suppose I wouldn't mind knocking Ash down a peg or two.
[to Ash] Let's blow those whining women to the Dark Ages, right where they belong!
[as if to say "That's a little extreme..."] Mmm... yeah, okay!
Pika-pi!
Bulba!
'Scuse us! Coming through! Pardon!
What in the world is that? A huge robot?
Prepare for trouble, we're having oodles of fun!
And make it double as you gaze upon our mechanized marvel, the Mean Old Lady Mark One!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie!
Jamsey!
Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight, fight, fight!
Meowth, that's right!
Wobbuffet!
[Ash and his friends are walking along with Spoink who has nothing on its head]
As soon as Spoink sees anything round, it gets all excited and just plops it up on its head.
I can understand Spoink's excitement, but still...
Electrode.
[They meet an Electrode]
Wait, that's not your pearl.
Spoink!
Elec... [Gets carried by Spoink's psychic power and lands on its head] ...trode.
[Ash and his friends try to remove Electrode from Spoink's head]
Cool it, Spoink.
Don't mess with this one.
Electrode. [Uses Explosion and sends everyone flying]
That's an Explosion attack gone awry!
[Soon, Ash and his friends are bushed]
This is gonna be a lot harder than I thought.
Pikachu.
Mudkip.
[They see Spoink's pearl]
Hey, is that it? [Picks up Spoink's pearl] This is it, guys. [The pearl glows and floats back to Spoink's head]
It's a perfect fit.
Beautiful.
Now do you feel better, Spoink?
Spoink. [Jumps off joyfully] Spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink.
[crying] Torrrkooaaalll!
Torkoal's obviously happy.
Imagine if it didn't find its pearl.
Spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink, spoink.
Careful, you don't lose it again, OK?
Arrggh! [They fall into a pit]
Not another one of these holes!
Prepare for trouble, that's the name of our game!
Make it double, it's our claim to fame!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie!
James!
Team Rocket blasting off at the super speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight, fight, fight!
Meowth, that's right!
Wobbuffet!
Team Rocket!
But not the Team Rocket from days of old.
We're a brand new Team Rocket, fresh-faced in bold.
Yeah, how so?
First off, there's this. [Cuts a rope with some scissors and a boulder falls down while Ash and his friends get lifted in a net]
How do you like us now?
There's plenty more where that came from.
Magikarp.
It's not changing color it's showing its true color!!!
That Feebas is a fraud!
Great, another Magikarp.
Hey, not the motto! What's the point then in using skipper disguises?
I just felt that the mustache look wasn't working for me!
OK, let's do this in our usual style!
Ooh, don't you think we could use a cool rocket like that one?
What does that thing have that our balloon doesn't have?
Powerful engines plus he wouldn't pop.
I know.
You want to give it to the boss, right?
I'm thinking their boss would really love to have that rocket.
I'm feeling alright?
Think about it. It's the perfect thing for a guy like him. A rocket for the boss at Team Rocket. I only wonder why we never thought before.
How in the world does once steal a rocket?
I got a plan. Just imagine the boss wakes up one morning feeling in his young energetic is a little kid. Why you ask? Cause today's gonna rocking in this safe from his own backyard. As he leaves the off behind and settles into orbit, the he'll feel so come and a peace with the universe that he'll begin to devise a plan. A glorious new plan to crush all enemies and to rule the entire galaxy, and he'll say, "Forgiving me this rocket ship, I'll make sure Meowth and friends are rewarded handsome way." He, he!
You're telling me those two little twin friends at the twerps are the gym leaders here?
That's right. Guess they led anybody be a gym leader these days.
With them be in twins, they'll be twice as here when we steal their Lunatone & Solrock and them both to the boss! Just imagine the boss exhausted and depressed from the Daily Grind and putting up what he's losing employees. When suddenly, he's bathed a bright light. He looks up to see Lunatone and Solrock floating peacefully in the air above him. Desire his new powerful friends will cheer the boss up so much, he'll be like a new man! Fully energy again! The boss since so rocking Lunatone will paint the town red. Don't dance 'til dawn. They'll do the fandango! And that's when the boss he'll say, "I say, I simply must reward Meowth and his friends for this fabulous evening!"
Sounds good to us! We'll be rich! We'll be famous! What a blast!
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