“Claydol Big and Tall” quotes from Pokémon

[on top of a Claydol using Rapid Spin] Who turned on the spin circle?

I'm about to lose my lunch!

That's OK, you're about to get mine!

[dressed up as an eggplant as a lure] How does this always happen?

Here it comes! Dance like an eggplant! [starts dancing and calling out] Claydol, over here!

We're eggplants!

Not two guys in costumes at all!

We're delicious!

And no fat, which you might want to look into!

I'm started to have my doubts about this...

[bored] The story, or the guy reading it?

So, what is your motivation?

We feel everyone should aspire to prepare for trouble! And their goal should be to make it double! To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To dream... ahem yes, to dream of extending our destructive reach to the stars above! Jessie! James! Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare for a dramatic fight! That's right! Wobbuffet! Chime!