Ash and James in “Claydol Big and Tall”

[dressed up as an eggplant as a lure] How does this always happen?

Here it comes! Dance like an eggplant! [starts dancing and calling out] Claydol, over here!

We're eggplants!

Not two guys in costumes at all!

We're delicious!

And no fat, which you might want to look into!