“Two Degrees of Separation!” quotes from Pokémon

[Angry with Pikachu, after Pikachu accidentally roasts her bike with its Thunderbolt] WELL, THANKS A LOT!!! I'M DEFINITELY GONNA CATCH YOU AFTER THAT!!!

[off camera] This Pikachu is suffering from extreme exhaustion.

A group of really strange people just came out of nowhere and attacked us.

That sounds scary, but I'm sure Pikachu will make a full recovery. I do know about these things.

That's awesome. Thank you. I'm so relieved.

Piplup.

That's wonderful. [The camera cuts to inside the house as Glameow wakes up and the camera pans right] You made a good choice with Piplup. Smart and cute, too.

Piplup.

So have you been able to catch any other Pokémon yet?

[disappointed] I tried, but so far, no luck.

Well, it takes a while, dear, until you get the hang of it. But once you do, you're going to have so much fun. Nothing's more exciting than finding new Pokémon friends.

Hm!

Piplup, chill out.

[annoyed] Pip?! [Points to Dawn] Piplup! Piplup!

Well, you had something to do with why we didn't catch us any Pokémon!

Piplup! Piplup! Piplup! [Starts pecking Dawn in the head with his beak]

Hey, ouch! Don't you peck at me or I'll peck right back. Get it?

[to Glameow] You know, I think those two are made for each other. Don't you think?

Meow.

Though your plans won't buy me a cup of coffee, I have wanted to set up shop there. Do your best.

Don't we always?

That's what I'm afraid of! [Switches off, thus making the TV screen go fuzzy]

Hear that? The boss is counting on us to give Sinnoh the Team Rocket mojo.

We'll blind the big guy with tons of top-shelf science.

Than we can afford a summer cottage of our own.

Time to start anew!

We're with you.

Whoopdee-dang-doo!

Wobbuffet!