Jessie quotes from Pokémon

I'm terribly sorry, but Seviper can't perform Aqua Ring.

But... it's dressed up like Milotic!

But it's still impossible.

Meany pants...

Just great, Jessadia!

Thanks! One of us needs to be!

It's finals time, and you are there! Thoughts and feelings?

Uh...uh...

Well now, that's profound. A quotable utterance if there ever was one! Remember, folks, you heard it here first! "Uh, uh." The catchphrase for a new generation! Encapsulating all the excitement of the wonderful Wallace Cup, this has been another insightful interview with Jessadia, bye!

Wow, the mainstream media sure are changing.

As our heroes continue the Sinnoh region trek toward Hearthome City and Ash’s next Gym battle, we find a very motivated Gligar prompting a round of special training.

Bui! Bui, Bui!

Gligar, you’re in the thick of it. Use your eyes and show that winning glare!

[steps forward] Gli! [gasps once noticing Buizel’s evil smirk and growl]

[angrily] Bui, Bui!

[tears up and starts begging] Gli, Gli, Gli...

Well, that’s not gonna work. Gligar, you can’t give up before you start.

Pikachu

[embarrassed] Pika, Pika.

Gligar, now! Use X-Scissor and keep it going!

[powers up] Gligar! [uses several X-Scissors on Buizel, who dodges them easily]

Now, Buizel, use Aqua Jet!

Gligar, what’s wrong with you?!

Ash, wait. Getting mad like that will just depress Gligar even more.

[slightly annoyed] Well, yeah, but still...

Cheer up, Gligar. No need to worry. You’ll just try a little harder next time and you’ll be wonderful.

[hugs Dawn] Gligar.

Man, I don’t want Gligar to get spoiled.

On the other hand, treating Gligar harshly isn’t going to get you very far either, right?

...Yeah. Okay, Turtwig, come out and gimme a hand! [sends in Turtwig]

Turtwig!

Now, Turtwig. Energy Ball!

[starts forming the Energy Ball] Tur...

[afraid] Gligar.

Gligar, if you don’t pay attention, you won’t be able to dodge.

[fires the Energy Ball at Gligar] Turtwig!

[leaps up] Gli!

Now use Steel Wing right from where you are!

[hesitates] Uh? [uses Steel Wing] Gli! [pauses mid-dive once meeting Turtwig’s determined glare and defensive stance] Uh! [suddenly powers down and starts babbling and spinning around]

Huh?

[turns and heads for Ash] Gligar.

Look out! [runs away with Pikachu in tow] Come on, Gligar, not over here!

Of course, NOW Gligar can fly straight as an arrow.

[groans] Uh...

[pointing towards Turtwig] Your opponent’s back over there! [Gligar closes in and lands on Ash’s face] Ah! [removes Gligar from his face] What're you thinking?! [Gligar whimpers] You’re gonna have to stop crying and start toughening up. Let’s try it once more.

Gligar! [flies off]

Gligar!

Where are you going?

Gligar!

Best wear a helmet when Gligar calls.

[laughs] I just thought of the perfect way to utilize that head-hugger.

I’m sensing a scene change.

It’s a doozy!

Chimchar, are you okay?

Chimchar!

[about the three Psyduck] They're just too strong!

Okay, Chimchar, return! [Returns Chimchar to its Poké Ball]

[off camera] Ahoy!

Huh? [Looks up to Team Rocket who are standing at the top of the cliff, laughing at Ash's pathetic attempt] Team Rocket!

We've been monitoring your twerpish mayhem.

That trio of troublemakers seems to have you sad sacks stymied.

You're more yellow than they are!

So I guess you can do better than us?

As a matter of fact, our knowledgeable know-how could get you past them lickety-split.

Come on, you can't do that!

Since we're grown-ups, the word "can't" is not part of our vocabulary.

Really? Bet loser's part of it!

Cut stealing the punch line and watch this!

All righty, then, Meowth. Your move.

It's time to find your negotiation groove!

Hey, my pump is primed. Watch me sweet talk those three wacky worry warts! [Walks up to the Psyduck] Yo-yo! Look, it's been a long day for us non-twerps. Okay, so I don't exactly know what your deal is, but I really think making nice is the way to proceed. [The Psyduck get angry] I mean, there's no doubt you can hold your own in any brawl. Which leads me to ask you dudes a favour, if I may.

Are they negotiating, too?

Your guess is as good as mine.

Do you think it'll work?

Same with your guess as well.

With that power of yours, you could help us in our continuing quest to poach the twerp's Pikachu with the greatest of ease and without so much as breaking one drop of Psyduck sweat. Here's the payoff. Do that and there's some serious grub in it for you. A great deal if I ever heard one!

Psy! [They use Hidden Power on Team Rocket and send them blasting off into the sky]

What kind of negotiation was that?

The wrong kind!

Not on their part!

We're blasting off again!

They need to get a hobby or somethin'...

Boy, that's the truth!

"Finally, you can feast your eyes on what I'm really made of!"

"I must say, impressive feast. Perhaps it might've been a smarter choice for me to keep tabs on you rather than on Dawn."

"Go pick on someone from your own planet!!"

"Once I start keeping tabs on someone, I don't stop!"

Stop! Give those Poké Balls back!

Prepare for trouble, and a blast from the past!

And make it double! Aren't the oldies a gas?

To protect the world from devastation!

To unite all peoples within our nation!

To denounce the evils of truth and love!

To extend our reach to the stars above!

Jessie!

And James!

Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!

Surrender now, or prepare to fight, fight, fight, and fight!

Meowth! Dat's right!

It's Team Rocket!

It's bad enough that we have to put up with your usual routine, but what was that?!

History! A trip down memory lane that got our groove thing back!

We do still have it, don't we? Where everything old is new again!

And now, we're gonna show ya da basics o' beating the pants offa ya!

"Uh oh!"

"That's just a standard-issue Lickilicky, just like twerp said!"

"I don't care if it's a one-eyed purple people-eater! Just catch it!"

"Yes, dear."

"But why?"

"Because it's the scarf that makes the monster, see?!"

"Kids today will buy anything!"

"When it comes to immaturity, no one knows better than Jessie, so maybe our girl's onto something."

"How can I argue with that logic?"

Wo...!

Move a little earth and earn a little money.

With honest work and an empty tummy.

And nobody can say we've got rocks in our head.

Hm, we're plumping our pockets.

Because we're Team Rocket!

Wobbu, Wobbu, Wobbu!

Whis! [Opens a manhole cover] Whismur! Whismur!

[off camera] Come back!

Wah?

Pikachu

Pika!

It's nice when primo Pokémon run right into our lap.

Especially when they're owned by twerpish saps.

And when it comes to having the right tool for the right job, I ain't no slob! Boo-yah! [Presses a button on the remote and a nearby excavator crane starts transforming into a mecha] Presenting the Earth-Moving Monster-Mashing Mecha 1!

Primed for Pikachu!

Team Rocket?!

Pikachu

Pi!

Pikachu! [Grabs Pikachu in the nick of time]

Pikachu

Pika!

Ah! [Runs away from the mecha]

Pikachu

Pika!

He-he-he!

It's no holes barred!

Yeah, we eat manhole covers for lunch!

Wah! Hey, turn it loose! Don't bend it!

We didn't bring a can opener!

Now, Piplup, use Whirlpool!

Piplup! [Uses Whirlpool and launches it at the Earth-Moving Monster-Mashing Mecha 1]

Wah!

Brain drain!

Not another machine!

Those twerps are so mean!

Wobbuffet!

Snover berry picking at a breakneck pace!

Dashing all hope while I'm stuffing my face!

Hey, what's with the Sidewinder?

Does it have Velcro on its feet or something?

Grotle, Grotle, Grotle, Grotle.

My sixth sense is telling me this is not cool.

Don't forget, that sticky green stinker can't touch us if we're flying high in our beautiful balloon.

Airtight argument.

Off the throttle. Bye, dear Grotle!

Enjoy the view.

Grotle! [Jumps onto the grass above the valley and jumps high into the sky] Agh!

[screams]

We're blasting off again! [Ding]

"If we were to give three tops of the evolution heap to the boss, he'd be so giddy he'd give us the shirt off his back!"

"I don't like his shirt..."

His worn out sayings are more boring than he.

That's how you sell newspapers.

If his badges command respect, my ribbons would produce borderline hero worship.

Wobbuffet. [I'll support you on that.]