[about the snow cone machine] Well, you put some ice in here, give it a crank, add some syrup, and Bob's your uncle! Snow cones for everyone.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Argh! My brothers are just driving me crazy!
You should try spending an hour with my dad sometime.
Behold, the Melt-inator 6-5000! It has a melting capacity... of 7! That's on a scale from 1 to 5, so that's a big number.
Hey twerp, I brought the props for my act.
Buford, what exactly is your act?
I fly into mud, with a paper bag on my head.
[pauses] Okay then.
The peeps are gonna love me.
[washing up on the sidewalk outside with Ferb and Candace] Hey Candace, you missed all the fun! Allow me to introduce our mummy.[turning to see only banages] Hey, where's our mummy? Mummy? MUMMY?!?
FDMr. Flynn/Dad
Well, Mummy has supper waiting for us at home. [seeing her look dishevled] Candace, why are you all wet?
[growling and grinding her teeth] Grrr!
[all in the car, on the way home]
You know, mummies had their brains pulled out through their nose.
[still fuming] The lucky ones!
Look, pith helmets! We must be going the right way. Say something pithy.
Wow. I didn't expect him to be so scary. I mean, can you imagine the angry, twisted soul hidden underneath those bandages? Makes me shudder.
Perry the Platypus. As usual, your timing is incredible. And by incredible, of course, I mean completely credible!
Is my nose really that pointy?
BBBetty Band Member
Now you can go clean the toilet.
No way! We are not your personal slaves! Right, Stacy?
[cleaning a toilet] Yay, a Betty Bowl Brush!
Ferb, you're usually so focused; how did you get those plans confused?
[Ferb flashes back to the plans shop when Vanessa walked in; from his view, Vanessa is surrounded by flowers and dreamy music plays.]
Hey, how's it going?
[Back in the present]
Hey Ferb, snap out of it. What happened back there?
I...was weak.
... then no one can stop the wraith of Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
Doctor? Since when are you a doctor?
[shows Vanessa a doctorate certificate with a price tag on it] They don't just give these to anybody you know.
Anybody with $15, they do...
[swipes it away from her] Ok that's enough looking!
Wait a minute, this is a toy factory. How did this chocolate river get here? Who the heck are you guys?
BDBa-dink-a-dinks
We are the Ba-dink-a-dinks!
BDA ba-dink-a-dink
You set us free when you remodeled the factory. We'd been trapped in the basement for years, making foam peanuts and snipping the tabs off of plastic.
BDBa-dink-a-dinks
We will now lay waste to the surface dwellers!
...Okay, then. Carry on.
SMStore manager
Fantastic! You look like number one!
I feel like number two.
SMStore manager
That's the spirit!
[upon seeing Perry] Perry the Platypus, how unexpected! And by unexpected, I really mean unexpected--what are you doing here? This is my week off.
You may have my underpants. They just got very messy all of a sudden
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