Phineas and Ferb · Season 1
[after many years of building the Great Wall of China] Well, that took longer than expected.
But, it is a great wall.
Yeah. So, what you wanna do tomorrow? [Ferb glares at him and leaves] What? I kid. We can rest, how about a game of gambling?
There it is, the Unclimbable Mountain of Unclimbableness.
You know what I hate about the Unclimbable Mountain of Unclimbableness, just to get there you have to cross the Uncrossable River of Uncrossableness.
Who name all this thing?
That guy over there, the Redundant scribe of Redundantness.
Holy mackerel! how did you guys defeat all these soldiers?
We're okay.
There was nothing to it. [starts rippling]
There's no time for flashbacks! We have to go!
What flashback? I'm just rippling! It relaxes me.
Doofus Khan, you are very...
I know I am, but what are you? Nah! Ha, you like the tongue? Set me back a week but totally worth it.
Carl, duck!
No actually sir, it's a dra... [The mechanical dragon's tail hit him] Ow! Oh, that kinda duck.
Yeah. Okay, I'm down with that.
Sir, you're crushing my spirit.
Yes. Yes I am.
Behold evil wizard Millifishmirtz, I hold the sword Excaliferb. This mystical vorpal blade was given to me by The Lady of the Puddle. Get a good look at it, for it is the instrument of your demise! [the blade of the sword falls off the hilt] Well, uh, okay. So big deal, the end comes off.
Whoa! This must be the sprite, Isabel.
Apparently you are going to guide us on a quest.
[laughs] Finally, my greatest nemesis vanquished. Now, Perrible the Dragonpus prepare to meet your dim... doom, I mean doom. Prepare to meet your.. Man, talk about blowing the moment.
I am not afraid of anything! Except, you know, HOES, whales, squid... I should really make a list... [Notices that everyone is looking at the sky] Wait, what are you looking at? [sees the genetically twisted Candadere]
Phineas and Ferb-a-lot, you are so busted!
Would you look at that, it's a, uniwhale scorpiopegasquidacorn WHORE. What are the odds? Actually, it's a bit more ridiculous than scary.
You fiend, you think we're just gonna give it to you?!
Yes, yes I do.
By the way, anyone else find weird that we're saved by an anthropomorphic platypus?
The world holds many mysteries, and what seems strange to one maybe common place to another. The fez was weird though, I mean we're not in Egypt.
Someone around here bound to knows something else.
Uh...
Exactly, we don't know if it really exist?
Hey, let my people go!
Oh, guards! Seize her!
Isabella! You dirty double-crosser!
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