[referring to a zoo platypus] Hey, it looks like you, Perry. Of course, it doesn't look nearly as smart.
[chatters]
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I'm borrowing your platypus.
Ok. Have fun!
[Perry chatters]
[to Perry] Will you stop squirming? You're a platypus. It's not like you have somewhere to be.
You know, Ferb, I've been thinking since there's nothing more fun than fun, why not add fun to everything? [Ferb takes out a piece of paper, folds it in half and sets it on his nose] Fun shoes... Fun oatmeal... Fun origami...well, origami's already fun. [sees the paper on Ferb's nose, that looks similar to a house] Fun...house! Great idea, Ferb! We'll turn our house into a funhouse! By, you know, adding fun!
Oh... the Marsh Maneuver! I haven't seen one of those since 1974!
'74? You had a perm back then!
Stay off the Internet, Carl!
You know what, Ferb? This is gonna be the most interesting thing we've ever built.
And the tallest.
Yes, and the tallest.
And the heaviest.
Wow, we're chatty today, aren't we?
We made Candace the best phone ever.
Hey! Wait a minute! All this phone does is ... make phone calls.
Sorry, Candace. You lost four phones in four months. I got you the cheapest replacement I could find. If you lose this one, it's life without a phone for Candace Flynn.
Life without a phone for Candace Flynn? But, but that's me!
[while hanging off of a cliff] Talk about a cliff-hanger. [cell phone makes a rim shot sound]
[runs to her broken cell phone] Oh no, Phonesy! What have they done to you? [grabs some pieces of the phone] Hello? Hello? Can anyone hear me?
[gets close to Candace] I can hear you, Candace.
Oh great! It still works! Yeah, Phineas, I was just telling you that... [realizes Phineas and Ferb are on her side]
[Candace leaves garage]
She's gone! Let’s talk about her!
Hey, Candace. Buford was just talking about you.
You guys are SO BUSTED! I'm calling Mom, right now! [realizing that her phone is gone] Oh no, I don't have the phone. [Linda's car honks] That's Mom! When she finds out that I lost it, my life is ruined!
Does anyone else want to be king of the world?
Eh, keep it, bro. It suits you.
I don't get it, I thought these things are right about everything, I mean, look. [cracks and reads the final fortune cookie quietly; hands it to Stacy]
[reads fortune cookie] Don't believe everything you read; Words to live by.
A hair emergency, the worst kind.
Wow, you are good!
Girlfriend, please.
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