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[whispering to a raw chicken] Go, go! You're free, little skin bird-
MOM!
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Ooh! Candace, you scared the bagabbers outta me.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
But it was all right here! Oh, why did I think anyone would believe me!? I WAS A FOOL! [sobs] A FOOL...!
[Like in the ending of the last movie, "THE END?" is displayed onscreen.]
I want you to pick up some nice back-to-school clothes. [walks in and walks right back out with Phineas and Ferb] Wow. That was fast.
Well, we do have a signature look.
Candace, aren't you a little old for kiddie rides?
No, no I'm not! Check it out!
[She inserts her quarter; the kiddie ride operates normally to her surprise.]
Well...I guess it does have rocking-back-and-forth and slowness?
Ah, we are ready. [both he and Buford are dressed as Phineas]
WHAT? No! No no no, you can't BOTH be Phineas!
That is what I told him, but he would not listen!
[takes off Phineas mask] But Phineas gets all the lines!
[as he walls by a stammering Candace] You've inspired me. I'm growing out my bangs.
[as he also walks by] Namaste, compadres.
By mindlessly repeating a flawed busting strategy?
[The boys are in the backyard enjoying some frozen yogurt from the yogurt machine they've just invented]
Ferb, I think we outdid ourselves today. The ultimate frozen yogurt machine. We have enough frozen yogurt to last the entire summer.
Give up? Give up? The day may come when we'll give up on fruitless searches after a mere eleven minutes, but that day is not today! The day may come when our favorite reptile may be lost from our memories and his enduring love of mushrooms forgotten, but that day is not today! Today we search! We will search for him in the streets, we will search for him in the trenches, we will search for him in the alleys and the mini-malls and the cul-de-sacs of this fair land. We will search for him in the multilevel car parks and municipal recreation facilities. And we few. We happy few. We small band of brothers— and girl from across the street. We shall not cease 'til he is found!
I must repress my basic urges to bust.
Repressing basic urges to bust is pretty responsible, isn't it?
Is it ever? Just look at my Mom!
[in the kitchen, staring at a cake] Cake is a sometimes food, cake is a sometimes food, cake is a sometimes food!
Howdy, Candace! Enjoying the rodeo?
You just earned your Uh-Durr patch!
What? You think we should have more Bulgarian folk related elements? Oh, less! Less Bulgarian- okay, wow. I thought we were on the same page. But no. It's cool. Whatever. Time to suit up!
Well guys, we did it. A 100% historically accurate old-timey pioneer town.
Yes. Complete with hitching posts -
And snake bites -
And deer ticks -
And various sores I'll be nursing for months.
Yep, it's took a whole lot of toil, pain, sweat and hard work to build this town. We should be proud.
Let's never do that again.
Agreed. Come on, let's go inside the house for a snack.
And indoor toilets.
[The limo pulls up to the house]
[offscreen] I don't believe it! [rolls down window] What on Earth?!
It's happening! Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, I give you… what you've all been waiting for!
GSMr. Garcia-Shapiro
Look! It's a perfect metaphor that we should return to simpler times and values.
That's not exactly what I meant.
GSMr. Garcia-Shapiro
Ha! A prefect metaphor for history teaches us about our future.
That's pretty good, but no.
GSMr. Garcia-Shapiro
It's a metaphor for-
NOT EVERYTHING IS A METAPHOR!
Candace, what on Earth is going on here?!
Mom, you know all those times I've tried to fill you in on the crazy stunts Phineas and Ferb have been up to?
Yes, Candace.
Well, this is 1 of those times! You see, the Platypus is an animal.
[gasps upon sees the pioneer town] PHINEAS, FERB, Get out of here this- [Cut to the Flynn-Fletcher living room where the gang is playing a video game. From outside] -second!
Hey, Mom's home! [Cut back to the Big Bust.]
I'm sorry, Candace. Now I know all that crazy exploits you were told me about were true.
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