I'm cue ball! Don't knock me in!
I'm cue stick! I'm long and thin!
I'm cue-ter! I aim to win!
S1Corner Pocket
S1Team Diffy
Phil, you're obviously upset. You always crack nuts when you're upset.
Keel, just give me another walnut. I'm not upset.
(Keely passes Phil a nut)
(yelling) That's not a walnut, that's a Brazil nut. Come on, Keely. Get your head in the game!
Mayor De Luca (after he was just pantsed by Andy with his wizard) Look away, kids!!! Look away!!!
S2Versa Day
(as Pim) Keely, there's something I have to tell you about Phil.
Forget it. I will never forgive Phil.
(as Pim) I'm Phil.
(sarcastically) Oh, sure! Nice skirt, "Phil"!
(as Pim) When you were 10, you accidentally let your pet hamster lose, but you told your mom the Hamster Liberation Front broke in and set it free.
I can't believe Phil told you that!
(as Pim) You told me that. I'm Phil.
Phil?!
(as Pim) Candida and the Fashion Zombies are planning to torture Pim at lunch. I have to stop them.
After all the horrible stuff she's done to you, why would you help her?
(as Pim) Pim can be a little mean, some would say "evil", but after switching places with her, I realize how tough she has it.
So, what are you gonna do?
(as Pim) Well, I have a plan, but I need help. How fast can you spread the word?
(pulls out her cell phone) Speed of light!
(as Pim) Well, that's a little slow, but it will do.
You got it, Phil. Phil, this is the girl's room! Get the heck out of here!
S2Virtu-Date
Well, I don't have a great taste in boyfriends, but at least I have a great taste in boys...who are friends.
Yeah, that's me. Friend boy.
You're just being a...Flirty McFlirtinhopper!
I am not a Flirty Mc...Whatyousaid!
S2The Giggle
MMr. Messerschmitt
Because there is such a test, a test so difficult that no student has ever passed: the Omicron Gambit.
The Omicron Gambit?
MMr. Messerschmitt
The Omicron Gambit is a test of my own creation, It has been banned in seventeen school districts and for some reason, Chile. I've only given it once to an 11th grader, Stacy Pimpkins. How's it coming, Stacy?
(An old lady is shown)
SStacy
I'm going to miss cheerleading practice!
S2Dinner Time
Pim, let it go.
Vice Principal is our next-door neighbor. I will never let it go.
Guess what! I got us tickets to a sneak preview of "Samurai Love You."
Ooh, Samurai-don't-think-so; it sounds like a chick-flick. I'm out.
Come on, I went to that science fiction movie and sat through two and a half hours of you going "Wrong, wrong, wrong!"
But it was all wrong!
S2Tia, Via, or Me...Uh
Phil (to Keely): I don't wanna be your girlfriend. I wanna be your boyfriend.....I mean, your friend . . . who's a boy. A guy. A guy friend.
Why didn't you tell me?
I didn't know how.
Phil, you can tell me anything....I'm your girlfriend. I, I, I mean . . . your friend who's a girl. A gal. A gal friend.
Keely (kisses Phil on cheek): That's for introducing me to Via.
I get a kiss every time I introduce you to a girl? (grabs a random girl in hall) What's your name? Have you met Keely?
Hi, Jenna.
OOwen
Hey there, Jenna. Where ya goin'? Owen's this way!
S2Time Release Capsule
I thought being remembered a hundred years from now wasn't important. But I'd give a hundred years of memories just to remember the most important, special, wonderful person I've ever met: Keely Teslow.
Start forking over the green stuff! The higher the domination, the sooner this bell stops ringing!
S2Mummy's Boy
Pim (to a boy): You! Drop and give me twenty! (the boy drops to floor and does push-ups) Um, nice form and all, but I meant twenty dollars.
Come here, mister, you just saved the field trip. (hugs Phil)
Next time hug Curtis shave Phil.
Oh, come here.
No, too late.
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